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jetjack74
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Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:23 am

This is funny. Don't know if this has been posted yet, But.......
A PUB regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer – for indiscriminate wind breaking.

Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw “revels” in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells.


What's this guy drinking besides beer?
http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/story.php?story_id=411
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EWRCabincrew
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:30 am

Maybe the culpirt lies in here:
RE: What Gives You Gas? (It's Late And I'm Still Up) (by DC10extender Mar 5 2007 in Non Aviation)

Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?
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Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:59 am

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?

smoking is banned in scottish pubs.......
 
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Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:05 am

I saw this too, in a national newspaper.
Well, if they ban smoking, why not methane?
 
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:05 am

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
smoking is banned in scottish pubs

Not before getting in them. Smoke smells still linger on clothing, breath, hair, etc..
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:07 am

Quoting GDB (Reply 3):
why not methane?

Methane is a flammable gas, isn't it?  Wink
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:10 am

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 5):
Methane is a flammable gas, isn't it?

It can be a blue flame. Not that i'd know  Wink.
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Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:15 am

Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting 2 Much

Guess that explains why Gkirk has been quite active posting lately...  stirthepot 
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:11 am

That is real funny. How did this make the news? Did the bar hold a press release? Got to love his photo, looks like he is in the process of squeezing one out right there!  butthead   faint 
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Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:15 am

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?

I can only surmise that he must have been letting loose some real paint-peelers.
Do they serve pickled eggs in Scottish pubs?

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
smoking is banned in Scottish pubs.......

But...they're bloody pubs!  crazy 
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Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:18 am

Quoting TSS (Reply 9):
I can only surmise that he must have been letting loose some real paint-peelers.
Do they serve pickled eggs in Scottish pubs?

All I can really say is I claim mine. No matter how bad. This way I can never be accused of other people's. (p.s. on the aircraft it's called cropdusting)
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RE: Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:38 am

The problem was that now that smoking in bars in NOT allowed, there was nothing that could cover up his stench.
 
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RE: Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:49 am

Perhaps this person has a medical problem or if a heavy drinker, not eating right. I know sometimes I can suffer from bad bouts of 3rd degree nasty gagging flatulence. I guess it was get out of the bar or face violent removal.
 
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RE: Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:31 am

Someone who shall remain nameless blasted a nice one at the LAS meet. I wonder if there's any relation.  Wink
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