Zone1
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What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:40 am

So I'm sitting here in my dorm room reading some non-aviation, and the people in the adjacent room are having sex obviously. The weird thing is that it is this random dude that doesn't even live on the floor and some not hot chick. My question is what should we do?

A) Knock on the door.
B) Call the room.
C) Do nothing.
D) _____________

Discuss!
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:43 am

D) Get in line.






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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:49 am

D) Grab a girl of your own and take the advantage.  duck 

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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:52 am

contact me for the name of a good website where you can find gay porn

go there

put your speakers next to the wall or windows so sound goes through ...

turn up volume

press play

put on loop
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:57 am

D) Whip it out and enjoy the sounds while they last!

or do what STLGph did.
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:58 am

D) Record it for blackmailing purposes later.

or

D) Knock on the door and ask if you can join in.

or

D) Make note that not hot chick is obviously horny and hit her up sometime.
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:58 am

Quoting STLGph (Reply 3):
contact me for the name of a good website where you can find gay porn

go there

put your speakers next to the wall or windows so sound goes through ...

turn up volume

press play

put on loop

LMAO, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......... Big grin

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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:00 am

D. Test the smoke detectors.
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:02 am

Quoting DeltaAVL (Reply 4):
or do what STLGph did.



Quoting KPDX (Reply 6):
LMAO,

it works!

but there might be some bad consequences depending on who you are ... for me, personally, i have no shame so there are never any consequences...

but....

a) neighbors will hear it and talk about you
b) you will enjoy it
c) you will enjoy it so much you end up mimicking it on your own ... and neighbors will hear it and talk about you
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:08 am



 Big grin
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:52 pm

Thank you for all the tips everyone. I will keep them in mind next time this happens. They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:57 pm

Quoting Zone1 (Reply 10):
They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.

In that case, call the dude "minuteman" next time you see him and see if he gets the hint.
 
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:00 pm

Quoting Zone1 (Thread starter):
The weird thing is that it is this random dude that doesn't even live on the floor and some not hot chick.



Quoting Zone1 (Reply 10):
They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.

Five minutes? I would think it would hardly be worth climbing the stairs for that little bit.
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:38 pm

Quoting KPDX (Reply 2):
D) Grab a girl of your own and take the advantage.

Hit it and quit it  thumbsup 
 
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:52 pm

GQ,

Great clip =P What movie is that from??
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:55 pm

Quoting Tbar220 (Reply 14):
What movie is that from??

I think it's from "The Secret Of My Success".
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:59 pm

Quoting TSS (Reply 15):
I think it's from "The Secret Of My Success".

Yup...mid-to-late eighties... A pretty funny film.
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:03 pm

Laugh at them and make malicious comments about how small he is.
 
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:44 pm

Quoting Zone1 (Thread starter):
What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Use less lube next time, you sloppy sonofabitch.  yuck 
 
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:03 pm

What I used to do when I lived in the dorms was just headbutt the adjacent wall once or twice...the noises usually subsided right away  Wink I had no shame in doing that because my neighbor in the dorms was incredibly reclusive and wouldnt say anything....
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:08 pm

A) Knock on the door.
B) Call the room.
C) Do nothing.
D) Knock on and leave a note on the door saying: "Honey, you might want to go to the clinic, the test came back positive, Love always, Chris"

Choose D
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:56 pm

Quoting TSS (Reply 12):
Five minutes?

And that included the time it took to eat the pizza.

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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:09 am

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):

One of my favorite movies!  bigthumbsup 
 
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RE: What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:12 am

There's a couple with a woman who screams like a banshee when they do it two floors above my place. It was really intolerable at one point last summer, so my wife pulled a page out of one of her manga comics depicting a sex scene with a woman screaming while riding her man and we taped it to their door. Nothing wrong with a little anonymous hint  Wink
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