Now I may get flamed for this as it but be construed as a challenge to a Captains authority but ...
Given that most sports team owners occupy the highest ranges of Mount Bastard doesn't this make a pleasant change:
FAIR USE EXCERPT
Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn paid out £8,000 in taxi fares after about 80 fans were left stranded at Bristol Airport when a flight was grounded.
Quinn was on the Easyjet plane when police ejected a group of supporters that the pilot had alleged were drunk.