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Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:17 am

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/democrats_demand_inquiry_into_how

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats in both houses of Congress demanded a thorough inquiry Monday into whether or not the American people think they are doing a good enough job, and what, if anything, they should do differently.
"We cannot afford to make a wrong move as we face this crucial crossroads in our nation's history, which is why we need to know for sure what decision you'll support the most before we make it," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser Monday, scrutinizing the assembled crowd for signs of approval. "The question facing us today is simple: Do you like us? If not, why? We demand an answer."
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:19 am

If you don't put some sort of smilie in your opening post, someone is liable to think that was a serious news item.  Smile
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:19 am

LOL!  Silly

Glad to see you're reading The Onion!

It's great political satire! Big grin
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:21 am

UALPHLCS:
You ARE aware that The Onion is political satire, right?


PLEASE tell us that you are aware of that.
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:38 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
UALPHLCS:
You ARE aware that The Onion is political satire, right?

Would someone be a sport and go scrape UALPHLCS up off the floor? Thank you.  Smile
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:59 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
UALPHLCS:
You ARE aware that The Onion is political satire, right?


PLEASE tell us that you are aware of that.

You mean this isn't true?!?!

Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits

Dozens of eyewitness reports indicated that former vice president Al Gore deliberately attempted to raise the earth's temperature in order to boost box office receipts for An Inconvenient Truth, his documentary film about global warming that was released in May.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/al_gore_caught_warming_globe_to

They have a picture and everything!
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:05 am

Quoting UALPHLCS (Reply 5):
They have a picture and everything!

You believe everything you see and read on the Internet?  Wow!

I am glad you are reading the Onion. I get a copy every week.
I always get a good laugh.
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:11 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
You believe everything you see and read on the Internet?

According to B777-700. I'm just a sponge. Big grin
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:27 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Quoting UALPHLCS (Reply 5):They have a picture and everything!
You believe everything you see and read on the Internet? Ê

I am glad you are reading the Onion. I get a copy every week.
I always get a good laugh.

The other day I had a meeting at the Pentagon. When I emerged from the Metro station, I had the occasion to walk past a row of newspaper vending machines. There, along with The Washington Post, The Washington Times, The Examiner, USA Today, etc, was a vending machine for no other than The Onion.

I had a good laugh to see that The Onion is molding opinions at the largest and most powerful office building in the country.
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:32 am

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 8):
I had a good laugh to see that The Onion is molding opinions at the largest and most powerful office building in the country.

Hmmm. . . Might explain some of that 'intelligence' from pre-2003!  duck 
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:40 am

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 9):
Quoting Halls120 (Reply 8):I had a good laugh to see that The Onion is molding opinions at the largest and most powerful office building in the country.
Hmmm. . . Might explain some of that 'intelligence' from pre-2003!

LOL, but sorry, the Onion newstands are a relatively new addition, from what I recall.
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:54 am

The Onion newsstands are on almost every street corner here in San Francisco.
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:11 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
The Onion newsstands are on almost every street corner here in San Francisco.

Except in San Francisco it's considered real news.
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:22 am

Quoting UALPHLCS (Reply 12):
Except in San Francisco it's considered real news.

No it's political satire and I get a laugh out of it.

Some articles are true, such as....

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46226
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:38 am

I plan on living forever. So far, so good...
 
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:53 am

LOL Mikey711MN !  Silly
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RE: Democrats Demand New Inquiry

Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:26 am

I remember a couple of years ago hearing that a story was being reported as fact in Japan--and the original source was the onion....

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