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Wills And Kate Split!

Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:31 pm

Where'll I go? What'll I do?

I now have to destroy an entire warehouse full of commemorative mugs with their faces printed on it just because one lacked breeding, and the other lacked the will to breed.

I'm devastated. Kate could have been our Majestic Queen - and now that dream is in tatters. I hear that Sir Elton is going to again re-work one of his classic songs. Not "Candle In the Wind" this time around, rather "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" partly inspired by the young Prince's nights out binge drinking, groping breasts, and beating up photographers.

Land of hope and glory: how will we go on?

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:48 am

Hey, get him to have a few illegitimate babies and we'll have our very own Prince Albert of Monaco!

Remember your mantra, QFF. You must say this when you get dismayed at the monarchy. Repeat after me: "The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings."

Repeat that until you feel your blood pressure going down.

 Silly

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:51 am

Quoting LH423 (Reply 1):
Remember your mantra, QFF. You must say this when you get dismayed at the monarchy. Repeat after me: "The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings."

HOW DARE YOU!!!

I'm never dismayed by the monarchy.

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:15 am

Where's the cargo hold or giveafuck-o-meter when you need it?
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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:17 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 3):
Where's the cargo hold or giveafuck-o-meter when you need it?

Oi! Show a bit of bloody respect or I'll send the DoE's muscle (Jafa39) round to bump you off. Nobody disrespects the ex-girlfriend of the third in line to the throne!

Behavior like this is EXACTLY why we lost India.

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:34 am

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 4):
Behavior like this is EXACTLY why we lost India.

I didn't realise Australia had ever "won" India!  Wow!
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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:59 am

Quoting QANTASforever (Thread starter):
Land of hope and glory: how will we go on?

Look on the bright side. At least we sent you Paul Burrell so you could watch Australian Princess.  Wink
 
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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:05 am

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 4):
third in line

Second inline isnt he? after charles.

Anyway who gives a rat's ass?

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:34 am

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:13 am

Slightly-off topic, what was the average ages of those who preiviously took the throw? Methinks someone just wants it to happen now...  Wink

Let the guy grow up some, then we'll have our (if India will be retaken) 5th. Big grin
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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:33 am

Quoting QANTASforever (Thread starter):
Wills And Kate Split!

Who??

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 7):
Second inline isnt he? after charles.

Oh, I see now. I saw a blurb about the split a day or so ago. Life in the public eye probably was too much for her to bear with.
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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:36 am

Quoting QANTASforever (Thread starter):
I now have to destroy an entire warehouse full of commemorative mugs with their faces printed on it

No you don't

Just hide them in a shipping container out back for say 10-20 years and then come back and sell them on e-bay as "Rare misprints"

I have a couple of boxes of my old Reeve uniforms. They where the last pax Electra operator and went under in 2000. In about 10 years they will be listed as historical items with, "Authentic Airline Wear"  dollarsign 

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:07 am

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 7):
Second inline isnt he? after charles.

No, people are actually unaware of the Windsor's secret first son, Prince Skip McGee. But I'm in the know - it's in return for my years of loyal service to our beloved Imperial Monarchy shovelling the horse poo during the Trouping of the colour.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 10):
Who??

Heathen!

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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:20 am

C'est la fucking Vie. She was a hottie, and would have made a great Diana II, but alas it was not meant to be.
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RE: Wills And Kate Split!

Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:55 am

Well, she did look good in a bikini! Although not as good as Harry's girl Chesty, err... I mean Chelsea!  bigthumbsup 
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