swiftski
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Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:48 am

Sky News:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1262312,00.html

Snippet:

"Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood.

It happened at Zizzi's pizza restaurant in the Strand, in the capital's West End theatre heartland.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Anything to do with the fact that "Zizzi" is a word for "willy" in French?  Smile
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:52 am

I hope someone ordered extra sausage on their pie.
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:54 am

at least it was his own one and not somebody elses
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:58 am

Rumors say he was an a.net member that unsuccesfully stalked a female member for months .
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:58 am

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

That would make a great April Fool's joke.  scratchchin 
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:05 am

He won't be touching himself in the near future. Puts you off pizza for life. I wonder if he had extra cheese?
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:29 am

Haha poor guy ... Imagine how it hurts ...
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:40 am

Too bad it wasn't a sushi restaurant. Could have made the owner a few pennies.



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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:47 am

I read about that this morning in the mirror. What an odd thing to do.
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:28 am

Was this guy high?

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:30 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):
Could have made the owner a few pennies.

Whad da you mean? The owner could've just made a sausage-lovers supreme pie out of it. Too bad for him for not capitalising on a possible trend.

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 9):
Was this guy high?

Nah, they're cutting off their wanks all the time

[Edited 2007-04-24 23:32:43]
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:32 am

You gonna eat that?

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:32 am

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant



Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
Snippet:

Nice one...  Wink

Quoting TuRbUleNc3 (Reply 8):
I read about that this morning in the mirror. What an odd thing to do.

Not really, I hear many people read the Mirror... (even me from time to time)

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:41 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 11):
You gonna eat that?

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 rotfl 

Quote:
The Sun said police rescued the organ and packed it in ice.

Definitely something you wouldn't want to be on duty for......well most of us.  Wink

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:54 am

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
"Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood.

Wow, I hope now he will at least be thinking with the right head!!!

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:36 am

quote from Dave Chappelle, "me and my penis is like this! *crosses fingers*"
..........what the hell was this guy thinkin!? i couldnt imagine my life without my best friend!!
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:40 am

Nonav.com kinda like Whiners except the lights are on and the pimps been paid
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:49 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):
Too bad it wasn't a sushi restaurant. Could have made the owner a few pennies.

Erm... What are those metal things coming out of the sushi? They sort of look like USB connectors to me.  Confused

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:51 am

Quoting DrDeke (Reply 17):
What are those metal things coming out of the sushi?

Part of a Gomco clamp?

It's a USB sushi chiller

[Edited 2007-04-25 02:52:58]
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:18 am

Ok, it doesn't count if your TRYING to win the darwin award...
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:41 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):

You bastard! I don't think I'll ever eat sushi again thanks to you!!!!

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:45 am

Quoting Pc12Fan (Reply 20):
You bastard! I don't think I'll ever eat sushi again thanks to you!!!!

I forgot to mention the presence of subcutaneous edema, probably related to the overuse of a penis pump.
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:52 am

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
"Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood.

It happened at Zizzi's pizza restaurant in the Strand, in the capital's West End theatre heartland.

Seeing as this happened in London I can't believe none of you have pointed out it was the nightly special of "Spotted Dick."  Wink
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:57 pm

Jesus H. Christ, what the hell is wrong with these people? First the Romanian doctor who slices and dices another man's penis, and now this guy who self mutilates his manhood. He must have had some balls to do something like that (no pun intended, I think).

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 11):
You gonna eat that?

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Absolutely! And you're gonna watch.

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:57 pm

Just remember this when you U.K. folks want to jump all over us about gun control, okay?

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:07 pm

Did anyone spot the Related Media headlines on the right?

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:20 pm

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:20 am

Quoting Rammstein (Reply 3):
Rumors say he was an a.net member that unsuccesfully stalked a female member for months .

I did not know FLAIRPORT moved to the UK.
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Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:39 am

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:59 am

Airfoilsguy!
 no   no   no 


Why would this guy do something this crazy?!?!?!  Wow!
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:08 am

Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 28):



Quoting Superfly (Reply 29):

Sorry Airfoilsguy but I am with Superfly with this one... I am happy with just leaving the pain and suffering to my mind...
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:33 pm

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 21):
I forgot to mention the presence of subcutaneous edema, probably related to the overuse of a penis pump.

You know, I think I'm a relatively smart guy, but for once, I am actually glad that I don't know what a subcutaneous edema really is.  scared 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:34 am

Just imagine if there was a couple out on a first date and the man was trying to impress his date with the fine his choice of restaurant. Then suddenly this happens!  Wow!
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:53 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 32):
Just imagine if there was a couple out on a first date and the man was trying to impress his date with the fine his choice of restaurant. Then suddenly this happens!

Fly, well I guess you could say it was a once in a lifetime experience!!!

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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:04 pm

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 24):
Just remember this when you U.K. folks want to jump all over us about gun control, okay?

It was in London, which means there is a 95% chance this guy wasn't English!

Quoting Superfly (Reply 32):
Just imagine if there was a couple out on a first date and the man was trying to impress his date with the fine his choice of restaurant.

And a few years later when one of their kids asks about the first time mummy and daddy met. "Well, son... it was all going really well until this man walked into the restaurant, lobbed his c**k out and chopped it off. It was allright though coz they forgot to charge us for one of the desserts!"  Wink
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:26 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 23):
Jesus H. Christ, what the hell is wrong with these people? First the Romanian doctor who slices and dices another man's penis, and now this guy who self mutilates his manhood. He must have had some balls to do something like that (no pun intended, I think).

and please let us not forget the german guy (Menschenfresser von Rothenburg) that meet a guy from a internet chat and eat his "best piece"
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:35 pm

Quoting Avianca (Reply 35):
and please let us not forget the german guy (Menschenfresser von Rothenburg) that meet a guy from a internet chat and eat his "best piece"

I should have mentioned him in that post. Armin Meiwes, aka the German version of Hannibal Lecter.  no 
 
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RE: Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:40 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 36):
I should have mentioned him in that post. Armin Meiwes, aka the German version of Hannibal Lecter.

I hope the internet chat was not "airliners.net"  Confused  Silly  Big grin
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