EK20
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‘Tricked Into Sex’ By Penis Cream

Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:10 am

A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury has heard.

He was arrested at Heathrow while attending a pilots' training facility.

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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:15 am

LOL.. this f********g guy.. Big grin
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:27 am

You mean that not the way its supposed to be administered?!  Wow!
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:29 am

Quoting EK20 (Thread starter):
tricked a schoolteacher

Pray tell, what does she teach.......idiocy?
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zak
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:30 am

yeah, why not go to a doctor, instead, bone some guy that talked about advices of a "friend".

i call bullshit on her, they broke up, shes a weirdo and now she made up the most hilarious, retarded story, ever
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:32 am

OK, how dumb was that woman!!! If she had a rash then why didn't she see a doctor???
 
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:32 am

Quoting Zak (Reply 4):
i call bullshit on her

I second your call of bullshit.
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:36 am

Quote:
Mr Rees said the woman found the sessions "Clinical, not at all erotic". She consented only because she believed it was a proper treatment.

"When the insertions took place, and depending on the instructions of his friend, he would thrust slowly or quickly for anything from one to ten minutes,"

My money's on the one minute.
 
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:05 am

Quoting DSMflyer (Reply 7):
one to ten minutes

It didn't mention if there was 'more' cream at the end of those sessions. Though if it only lasted a minute  Sad BAB!!
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:05 am

Wow... How naive can you get?

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"It began to dawn on her that he had devised this treatment in order to have sex with her on his terms."

Only after what? 9 months? Good job, schoolteacher!  Yeah sure
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:16 am

Did she just actually announce to the world that she is dumb as a sack of hammers and has VD? (white spots - doesn't sound good) There are certain situations where it might be best to quietly slink away.
 
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:25 pm

Hey some people need to charm regular women to get in their pants, others need to trick them. Moron, hopefully she does not win in court.
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:08 pm

Now that's a pick up line if ever I've heard one.
 
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:36 pm

Quoting Zak (Reply 4):
i call bullshit on her,

I believe her, for one reason: no one in her right mind would make up a story that is so completely unbelievable and makes herself look like such a complete idiot...

Here's to hoping she wasn't a sex ed teacher at least...
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:39 pm

I have to say as much as I despise rape, and I do really I do...with a teeth gnashing hate...

I can not believe a SCHOOLTEACHER could be THAT incredibly stupid. I mean at this point the guy could almost be let off for the sheer balls it took to even suggest it. Then to have a cockamamie story like that to be believed? One could almost say she deserved it.

But the law protects fools even from themselves so this guy is going to jail. I just wonder if his cellmate will use the same story with him?
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:02 pm

Something is not right.Looks like both are in this willingly.But something did not agree on the way.
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:32 pm

It's original, I'll give him that.
 
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:52 pm

Quoting UALPHLCS (Reply 14):
But the law protects fools even from themselves so this guy is going to jail

Just on her word on the matter? I seriously hope not.
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:44 pm

Let me tell you something the schoolteacher was also Syrian otherwise it doesn't make any sense.
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:25 pm

I sure hope she has been sacked as a teacher - I certainly wouldn't want my kids left in the care of someone with all the common sense of a house brick (not wanting to be insulting to house bricks). I sure hope this isn't going to court - the tax payer should not have to pay for cases involving lunacy. On the contrary, she should be committed to a institute for the mentally insane!
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Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:30 pm

Quoting AirxLiban (Reply 18):
Let me tell you something the schoolteacher was also Syrian otherwise it doesn't make any sense.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

That was a good one Michel.



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Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:37 am

Guys, it's not the school teacher's idiocy we should be discussing; it should be how clever the pilot was!  Wink
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:54 am

Quoting Ferengi80 (Reply 19):
sure hope she has been sacked as a teacher

I think that is the basis of her allegation, then the question is "should she be fired as well?"
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:40 am

It's hard to tell. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction, but it is hard to believe that a grown woman would fall for something so stupid.

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Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:45 am

Problem solved

Shes from West Wales

He looked like a sheep


I rest my case
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:04 pm

I guess I shouldna't feel so bad when I use the line "Someone is trying to steal my penis! Will you help me hide it?"
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
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Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:38 pm

Quoting Gofly (Reply 21):
it should be how clever the pilot was!

HAHA, fair enough... I mean he did read the situation beautifully.. Hopefully she was attractive.. anyways good job to the pilot...
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