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Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 12:21 am

http://www.smh.com.au/news/NATIONAL/...ness/2007/05/04/1177788375683.html

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A topless car wash in Brisbane has been cleared for operation after authorities found no laws or water restrictions were being broken.

Strip club entrepreneur Warren Armstrong has set up Bubbles 'n' Babes at Albion in the city's inner north.

The business offers a $55 car wash by a topless woman, and a $100 wash by a totally nude female attendant - which includes an X-rated show.
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 12:29 am

... and it has been told that you should switch off the wipers for the "Special Windshield Cleaning" ...
Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
 
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 12:29 am

How 'bout a nude male? Way to go Albion!!!
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 12:34 am

I presume this is the same Warren Armstrong?
http://www.brisinst.org.au/resources/dickie_phil_prostitution.html

"Fitzgerald virtually hand-picked the members of the new licensing branch, starting with the physically imposing absolutely no nonsense Graham Williams as Inspector. Many of the new breed went on to high office in the new reformed police service, with Williams close to finishing a record run in Parker's old job as Assistant Commissioner Crime.

The new branch set about assiduously enforcing the law, with a particular focus on one Warren Armstrong, failed Jehovah's witness and minor pimp from the pre-Fitzgerald era, who set about assiduously trying to find holes in the law. Armstrong pioneered the very short-lived trade of lingerie hairdressing, before trying a number of variations on a Bangkok girlie bar theme in his Spring Hill establishment, the Players Inn. Armstrong habitually wore enough gold chains, bracelets and rings to fit some pimping stereotypes but, admitted only to running a bar where clients may just meet women who may just be prostitutes who may just invite them outside to discuss a suitable price and locality. Whether this is the extent of his involvement or whether it was even legal was a question always before the courts."
 
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 12:36 am

Do you get a free re-wash if it rains?
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 1:38 am

Quoting BHMBAGLOCK (Reply 4):
Do you get a free re-wash if it rains?

If it is the same Warren Armstrong, the most likely freebie you will get is a visit from the boys in blue. And they are not blue from being in the cold!
 
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 2:02 am

What a crock, i mean the only people that are going to go and "Get their car washed" are the dirty old pervs........

$100 bucks for a nude show, thats bloody expensive!
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 2:53 am

Who is in there right mind would pay those prices for a car wash?
 
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 2:53 am

Just because I love this image I have to insert it Big grin

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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 3:33 am

Quoting AirCop (Reply 7):
Who is in there right mind would pay those prices for a car wash?

We would, but we're not old enough to drive.

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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 3:37 am

Neat! Just for that, I'm moving to Brisbane. Big grin
 
CaptOveur
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 4:22 am

Quoting AirCop (Reply 7):
Who is in there right mind would pay those prices for a car wash?

It depends on what the girls look like..


Also, it would be nice if they did a good job.
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RE: Topless Carwash Cleared To Open In Australia

Sat May 05, 2007 4:30 am

Dirty high school girls have been doing wet tshirts washes over here for years. And for next to nothing.

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