Slovacek747
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An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 1:24 am

Dear Fellow Anetters,

Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 1:39 am

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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 2:03 am

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):

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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 2:51 am

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Dear Fellow Anetters,

Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

OK, since someone started this, I'll add a contribution. Apologies in advance if you've already heard it.

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was a U.S. Marine in a similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road."

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were.... in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"
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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 3:00 am

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

Not that funny, Yo Momma jokes are so early eighties

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 3):
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was a U.S. Marine in a similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road."

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were.... in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"

Now Thats Funny

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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 8:24 am

Yo wiseguy.. its not really a "Yo Mamma" joke.... It doesn't start out by saying Yo mamma is so fat.........

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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 9:32 am

Quoting Slovacek747 (Reply 5):
Yo mamma is so fat.........

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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 8:41 pm

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 3):
OK, since someone started this, I'll add a contribution. Apologies in advance if you've already heard it.

I would have thought it close to impossible that a really funny joke would emerge from Iraq, happy to be proved totally wrong!!
 
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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 9:08 pm

According to Robin Williams, when the Iraqis learned they were to be bombed to the stone age, they all exclaimed "WOOHOO Upgrade!"
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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 9:14 pm

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

 thumbsdown 

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 3):
OK, since someone started this, I'll add a contribution. Apologies in advance if you've already heard it.

 thumbsup   Silly  ouch 

Quoting Don81603 (Reply 8):
According to Robin Williams, when the Iraqis learned they were to be bombed to the stone age, they all exclaimed "WOOHOO Upgrade!"

 thumbsup   Silly  ouch  again
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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Thu May 10, 2007 9:19 pm

Quoting Aloges (Reply 9):
Aloges

Fair summary Aloges. Difficult to better.  thumbsup 
 
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RE: An Iraq/Clinton Joke

Fri May 11, 2007 10:03 am

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a SCUD?

3: 1 to load, 1 to launch, and 1 to watch CNN to see where it landed.
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