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Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:47 am

I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend. We were back at her apartment and after some wine and music, we were off to her room for some **********. After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:50 am

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend. We were back at her apartment and after some wine and music, we were off to her room for some **********. After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????

Ha........................................if you didn't feel the need to start a thread about how big your schween was, I might believe it...however, I am calling shenanigans as I smell a big pile of crap coming from your direction
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:51 am

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much.

LMAO!  rotfl 

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:55 am

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much.

Someone's making up for something...
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:57 am

Oddly enough, the UK newspaper (if you could call it that) "The Sun" had a Top 10 excuses to avoid sleeping with someone without hurting their feelings... and... your story was number one on the list. I guess they figured most men would focus more on the compliment of being too big, than the fact that the woman did not want to sleep with them.
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:58 am

Quoting Artsyman (Reply 4):
Oddly enough, the UK newspaper (if you could call it that) "The Sun" had a Top 10 excuses to avoid sleeping with someone without hurting their feelings... and... your story was number one on the list. I guess they figured most men would focus more on the compliment of being too big, than the fact that the woman did not want to sleep with them.

Hey she was the one that led me to her room.....She started it....
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:58 am

Ya ive been told that, and it was proven when my gut couldnt fit between her legs.

Ohhh im sorry you ment something else, Im like a babies fist in a boxing glove  ouch 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:00 am

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 6):

Ohhh im sorry you ment something else, Im like a babies fist in a boxing glove

So Rich doesn't fit well?
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:01 am

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend.

Try a woman next time. If you're stuck with "girls" perhaps if you set your age range higher you'd find a "woman" who can handle you.

Isn't it called kiddie...........?


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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:04 am

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 7):
So Rich doesn't fit well?

Lets just say I enjoy small women for a reason Big grin

Large woman are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Oh and wow, I would never have thought of my name that way. What a coincidence
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:08 am

I have been told it from time to time. I was very surprised actually and it made me slightly uncomfortable  Embarrassment  Sad


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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:08 am

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):

Lets just say I enjoy small women for a reason Big grin

Large woman are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Wow, I would never admit that

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):


Oh and wow, I would never have thought of my name that way. What a coincidence

Sure...
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:15 am

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 11):
Wow, I would never admit that

Think about it, all the guys out there are bragging about the size of their respective member. If you sit down and tell a woman that in an appropriate place such as jokingly flirting two things are likely to occur.

1. She laughs it breaks the ice and is different than what all the other guys say.
2. Although she may understand its a joke, she cant be disappointed later unless....the thread starters girl is actually telling the truth.

So, I proudly pronounce my inadequacies
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:16 am

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):
Oh and wow, I would never have thought of my name that way. What a coincidence

 rotfl 

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much.

Sounds distinctly like she just had second thoughts about the whole affair, and decided to put an end to it in as "nice" a way as possible.

I guess the big question is, is there gonna be a 4th date?
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:37 am

I'm going to sit here and thoroughly enjoy participating of this thread.

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:39 am

Oh, btw, I have found that when it's "too big," nothing cures that situation like good cheap box wine.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:40 am

I'm proud to say that I'm packing 12 inches. Too bad its as thick as a #2 pencil.  Wink
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:43 am

Why are you asking here? Most of the members have never been with a girl.

That statement goes two ways.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:51 am

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 16):
Too bad its as thick as a #2 pencil.

With a french accent.

"it may not be big, but it very thin."
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:41 am

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):
Large woman are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Or like going to th bakery.  yes 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:41 am

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):

Oh yeah... I get that all the time. Yeah sure In fact, I've never had sex due to the fact that I'm way too big and all of the hundreds of women I've been with I'd end up ruining their chance to ever have kids.

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:45 am

Quoting Walter747 (Reply 19):

Or like going to th bakery.

What  Confused

Quoting FighterPilot (Reply 20):
In fact, I've never had sex due to the fact that I'm way too big and all of the hundreds of women I've been with I'd end up ruining their chance to ever have kids.

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:49 am

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
I'm going to sit here and thoroughly enjoy participating of this thread.

...amateur  Yeah sure
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:53 am

Quoting STLGph (Reply 15):
I have found that when it's "too big," nothing cures that situation like good cheap box wine.

The hell with cheap wine! Where there is a will, there is a way. After all, nothing compares to a baby's head.
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 12:02 pm

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 21):
What

Large sexual partners. Instead of chasing hotdogs they are going to the bakery.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 12:06 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 23):
After all, nothing compares to a baby's head.

Not quite how I would have phrased that, but Andes is right.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 12:09 pm

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend. We were back at her apartment and after some wine and music, we were off to her room for some **********. After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????

Yeah.

Thai hookers have a habit of saying that.

That's when you give them another dollar.

Everyone's happy that way.

The hooker makes an extra buck, you feel like some stud, and we get to sit back and have a good laugh.

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 12:12 pm

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 22):
..amateur

i'm definitely no amateur.

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 23):
The hell with cheap wine! Where there is a will, there is a way. After all, nothing compares to a baby's head

kitten. i'm -that- big.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 1:57 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 27):
kitten. i'm -that- big.

The hell you are! After all, you are white, and I have some African ancestry from long ago...

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 2:06 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 15):
nothing cures that situation like good cheap box wine

How ironic that Gavin's solution involves a box.  scratchchin 

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Yes, but depth. Not girth. She said it was uncomfortable to be constantly poked in the cervix.  ouch 
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 2:25 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 28):
The hell you are! After all, you are white,

Wesley in Omaha preferred black men.

Now he prefers me.

That's all I'm saying.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 2:27 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 30):
Wesley in Omaha preferred black men.

Now he prefers me.

I see, guess Wesley could not handle 'too big' and chose 'average'.  duck 
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 3:00 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 31):

He's one of those types that .... well ... nevermind
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 4:18 pm

Westy actually tells me I'm too big every night...... and every morning......

Quoting STLGph (Reply 15):
Oh, btw, I have found that when it's "too big," nothing cures that situation like good cheap box wine

I've got the cheap red plastic cups for that box wine next time you're in my part of town, stud.

Quoting AirTranTUS (Reply 17):
Why are you asking here? Most of the members have never been with a girl.

Most members here wouldn't have the first flippin clue what to do with a girl and even if they did they'd scream "Airbus" when they...um....finish...
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 5:34 pm

Quoting Cactus739 (Reply 33):
Most members here wouldn't have the first flippin clue what to do with a girl and even if they did they'd scream "Airbus" when they...um....finish...

Unlikely.

Most members here wouldn't have the first flippin clue what to do with a girl unless she is interested in the takeoff performance of the A340-300 and wished to discuss it at great length on the first date, and even if they did they'd scream "The A380 sucks" when they cum.

Id suggest thats A LOT more likely.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 5:36 pm

Oh and for the record - "too big" is a load of rubbish unless you are freakishly large. There isnt a woman in the world who will complain in the slightest if you get her going enough - get your game sorted and stop moaning. Go down on her for half an hour and she wont be telling you you are too big then.

Not that i'd know of course, I'm hung like a wasp.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 6:20 pm

Yes, sugoi okii! is a common refrain in Japan. That said, the ladies here are master manipulators so all is to be taken with a grain of salt.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 6:31 pm

The last time I was told I was "too big" was when I was buying a new pair of trousers.

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:13 pm

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 6):
Ya ive been told that, and it was proven when my gut couldnt fit between her legs.

Nice one! Just make sure she doesn't close her legs and break your glasses too.

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):
Large woman are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Or like throwing open the window and f***ing the night.
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 9:58 pm

I was told this once, but she was a virgin. That experience is in part why I like looking at younger girls but will never waste my time with them.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 10:49 pm

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 16):
I'm proud to say that I'm packing 12 inches

Yea - the only way you're gonna "pack" a girl with 12 inches is to do her three times.  biggrin 
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:13 pm

Just goes to show that some here at A.net will share just about anything.  covereyes 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:14 pm

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????

Next time turn on the light and make sure you're not "doing" her belly button
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Fri May 11, 2007 11:16 pm

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 41):
Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 16):
I'm proud to say that I'm packing 12 inches

Yea - the only way you're gonna "pack" a girl with 12 inches is to do her three times

A classic keyboard/coffee interface moment!!!! Quality!
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Sat May 12, 2007 1:28 am

I doubt anybody here has an A380 for a penis at takeoff, hell, most problaby are hung like an ultralight....  duck 
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Sat May 12, 2007 4:48 am

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much.

Wow. I've heard of desperate trolling, but I'm pretty sure this post takes the cake.
 
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Sat May 12, 2007 5:53 am

AA787823:
You shouldn't start threads like this because you know people are going to ask you to start posting pictures.
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Sat May 12, 2007 6:11 am

Yes, my legs are too stocky...
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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Sat May 12, 2007 6:20 am

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 41):
Yea - the only way you're gonna "pack" a girl with 12 inches is to do her three times

Man, i now have beer all over my keyboard and my nose is burning from the bubbles as it flew outta my nose!
That is hilarious! Best thing i've read today!

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RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

Sat May 12, 2007 11:07 am

ConcordeBoy!
I'm surprised you haven't contributed more to this thread!

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