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Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 1:26 am

Please, no names. I'm not trying to embarrass anyone, but what are the dumbest statements you have ever read on a-net. My two favorites are:

Singapore is located in France .

The Boeing 787 is a hoax because Boeing can't really build a plane like that.


Anyone can top either of those?
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 1:51 am

I think it would be better if you were asking us to admit the stupidest thing we have said on a.net. Unfortunately we don't have room for all 8,000 plus of my posts so we will just skip me Big grin
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 1:53 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 1):
I think it would be better if you were asking us to admit the stupidest thing we have said on a.net. Unfortunately we don't have room for all 8,000 plus of my posts so we will just skip me

OK, what is the stupidest thing that TedTAce has said on A-Net?
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 1:59 am

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Reply 2):
OK, what is the stupidest thing that TedTAce has said on A-Net?

Hard to say. Every post he makes we have a new record holder for the stupidest post award.  Smile
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 2:00 am

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Reply 2):

OK, what is the stupidest thing that TedTAce has said on A-Net?

This thread will very quickly become longer than the Superthread  Wink  duck 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 2:14 am

Surely by definition UTA's many 'Friday Stupid Threads' have to be in there.


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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 2:14 am

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Thread starter):
Anyone can top either of those?

I can, I can!!

"The problems with the A.net servers going down will be fixed soon"
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 2:15 am

"Dude, does your pussy hurt?"

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Thread starter):
Please, no names.

I don't think I need to name who made the most-quoted line in A.net history. I will say, however, that it was a mod who made that statement.
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 2:43 am

"What is a snowglobe? Can you use it to track flights?"

No names, but we all remember who said that....
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 3:31 am

"You're a smashed mailbox."

If you don't know who said that, you truly ARE a smashed mailbox!
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 3:37 am

"Boeing aircraft's size are proportional to the model number." ie a 757 is larger then a 747.

Or

My girlfriend say a plane over xx place. Can anyone tell me what it was?

[Edited 2007-05-11 20:39:38]
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 3:43 am

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 6):
"The problems with the A.net servers going down will be fixed soon"



Quoting Ajd1992 (Reply 8):
"What is a snowglobe? Can you use it to track flights?"



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 10):
"Boeing aircraft's size are proportional to the model number." ie a 757 is larger then a 747

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Do we possibly have enough space to name these?
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 4:44 am

Probably not Big grin I must admit, i can't remember who said that snowglobe thing, but he was very quickly shot down after calling a guy on here who's in Iraq a pussy. He left very soon afterwards.
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 4:46 am

Any statement from BOE773 about how the UK sucks and GE rules, and the post from Yak42 that said he'll only consider RTÉ a reliable news source.
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 4:47 am

"Guys, the servers are fixed and everything should be running smoothly"
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 4:49 am

The stupidest statement I've read here (the thread has since been deleted) was by some dude who wanted to subject all posters to an intelligence test and a language proficiency (I'm guessing English, but the jury's still out on that one) test before posting. I tried my best to chew his ass out, but the thread was deleted before it got too much attention...

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 4:57 am

I just realized...

The funniest VIDEO!!
By Mr OMG we RTO'd past v1!!

I forgot the youtube link, but here it is on my site:
http://airspaceonline.com/anetstupid/ac36.mpeg
(Caution over 136MB)
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 5:08 am

Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 10):
"Boeing aircraft's size are proportional to the model number." ie a 757 is larger then a 747.

ROFL!!! That made my day!
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 5:16 am

"Airbus is better than Boeing!" (and vice versa)

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 5:19 am

"It's not shown in the UK till friday night! Please shut up!!"

Demanding that no one discuss Americna Idol results.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 5:20 am

"what's the longest route on a (insert plane here)"
"what's the shortest route on a (insert plane here)"
"why can't I fly between XXX and YYY?"

Maybe not the dumbest statements, but definately space wasted for these topics.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 5:30 am

"The 757 is just a longer version of the 737"
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 6:14 am

Quoting Bushcheney2004 in an infamous thread:

"Took it and got a 169." (for an IQ test that maxed out at 140!!!! )

Laughed my ass off when I read that.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 6:16 am

Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?" (by AA787823 May 11 2007 in Non Aviation)



 Yeah sure
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 6:30 am

"I was suprised to see AC has flights from Willipeg at LHR"

"Is this landing real?" (the one where the plane bounces up and down on the runway)
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 6:39 am

Is Kenya Airways coming to MSP?

That's my favorite since I'm from Minnesota and know that MSP has a hard time attracting international carriers, let alone Kenya Airways. sarcastic 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 7:17 am

There was a thread once where the poster suggested that the Miami Hurrcanes change their school's "mascot" name because they were getting blitzed by so many storms a couple summers ago. I tried to point out that Floridians are fully aware of the dangers they face geograghically and that they're mostly at peace with it, but this user was absolutely sure we should change the name for their sake. Of course, I couldn't resist mentioning that we wouldn't be able to stop there, that we'd have to change the pro teams like the Storm or the Avalanche, ETC, and it spiraled downward from there. He agreed that we should do exactly that, along with renaming all the teams with American Indian icons.
Without creating a new debate, I thought it was silly.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 7:29 am

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 13):
Any statement from BOE773 about how the UK sucks and GE rules

But GE does rule!

Another dumb one was the UA 757 with winglets.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 8:20 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 16):
I forgot the youtube link, but here it is on my site:
http://airspaceonline.com/anetstupid/ac36.mpeg
(Caution over 136MB)

Mr TedTAce thanks for your caution on the download, but I think it might have been more appropriate if you had said be 'very careful' or words a bit stronger.

Thank's anyway it was very amusing.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 8:46 am

Someone once said in here that when boeing stopped producing the B757

that you coud take 2 757/200 and take middle sections out of one and stick them into the other and make a B757-300

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 9:04 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 7):
"Dude, does your pussy hurt?"

OR how about, from the same person, right after the VT shootings:

"Wow, did Marcus Vick comeback to VT?"

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 9:11 am

How about the guy last week that asked why airplanes from third-world countries have been crashing alot lately, then immediately stating that he didn't want anybody to "just blame it on the aviation systems of 3rd world countries." Dumbass.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 9:31 am

This isn't dumb, but it's pretty silly:

Quoting Overlander (Reply 28):
Mr TedTAce thanks for your caution on the download, but I think it might have been more appropriate if you had said be 'very careful' or words a bit stronger.

What didn't you understand about "over 136MB"  Wink
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 9:47 am

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 20):
Maybe not the dumbest statements, but definately space wasted for these topics

Followed by:
"Is this Legal?" Followed by a pic of the actual occurance
"can this really happen?" Again followed by a pic of the actual occurance


But finally anything along the lines of:

"I just knowable if I can returns posts onto the a.net if we wins the battle my entire rights onto the Airlinrers.Net this is where I am belonged onto the a.net rest in my life. "
Nonav.com kinda like Whiners except the lights are on and the pimps been paid
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 9:55 am

"England will win the World Cup"
 rotfl 

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 9:57 am

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Thread starter):
but what are the dumbest statements you have ever read

Qatar Worlds richest nation

signed
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 10:56 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 35):
Qatar Worlds richest nation

signed
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or his other saying that human rights abuse did not exist in Qatar
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 10:58 am

The third engine on the DC-10 and MD-11 are spares.

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 10:59 am

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 33):
"I just knowable if I can returns posts onto the a.net if we wins the battle my entire rights onto the Airlinrers.Net this is where I am belonged onto the a.net rest in my life. "

No, this thread is about Airliners.net, not a similarly phrased site.  Wink

You forgot "Make with the unbanning of the a.net!"
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 11:20 am

Quoting AirTranTUS (Reply 38):
No, this thread is about Airliners.net

There are other sites? Heresy I say!

Ok I admit that I visit the "other site"
http://www.peekabooart.com/airplaned...l?gclid=CPmW9pfIh4wCFSV0hgodIycl5g

But really can you blame a guy?
Nonav.com kinda like Whiners except the lights are on and the pimps been paid
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 11:23 am

Quoting AllegiantAir (Reply 25):
Is Kenya Airways coming to MSP?

That's my favorite since I'm from Minnesota and know that MSP has a hard time attracting international carriers, let alone Kenya Airways.

 rotfl  That's like saying MKT will expand enough to bring in more than just business jets and flight training planes. Laughable.  laughing 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 11:37 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 16):
The funniest VIDEO!!
By Mr OMG we RTO'd past v1!!

Oh god, I'd just managed to forget that one.

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 11:57 am

I would have to add a lot of Blackbird's conspiracy theory garbage to this list, along with all the tools who buy into Chemtrails.

The thread several months started by that new guy "ORD2PM" or whatever his screenname was where he was ripping on cops in general and ANCFlyer specifically ranks up there too.


Quoting Jpax (Reply 18):
"Airbus is better than Boeing!" (and vice versa)

That way, it is wrong. Written the other way around, it is completely factual.  biggrin   wink   duck 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 1:31 pm

Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 42):
The thread several months started by that new guy "ORD2PM" or whatever his screenname was where he was ripping on cops in general and ANCFlyer specifically ranks up there too.

I completely forgot about that! That thread was hilarious just how stupid that guy was.

Also, how about the thread in site related about srbmod  Wink

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 1:46 pm

I'm sure it had something to do with "chemtrails"...

Far too many winner posts there.
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 2:08 pm

"The cooling effect wind has on fire" on a 9/11 thread.
 
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 3:43 pm

Anyone remember that member FA4WN or something like that who posted saying WN was ordering the 73GER and other WN nonsense? That was dumb too.
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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 3:47 pm

Oh, there were so many that I hardly can't remember all of them.

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 5:34 pm

Still waiting for the Coz to interject here. Anything the Coz says ranks.

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RE: Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read

Sat May 12, 2007 5:49 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 45):
"The cooling effect wind has on fire" on a 9/11 thread.

LOL someone wrote that?

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