For an idea, mix:
30% The Sun of the United Kingdom (sensationalism)
30% Fox News of the United States (blind patriotism)
25% Cheap magazine paparazzi tabloid
15% Martian Daily News
For the world with pride, Cronica TV.
The first question the reporter asks the guy on the ground (following a car accident), is 'How are you feeling?'
Cronica TV, may you have long life!!