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Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:06 am

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COLUMBIA, S.C. — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,284955,00.html

That sucks.

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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:09 am

That would be the ultimate pits.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:09 am

Ouch!





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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:05 am

Brings new meaning to "falling in love", doesn't it?

I guess she experienced that "floating away" feeling.

Personally, I don't think you catch me on a roof "doing the nasty" with anyone. Call me old fashioned, but I don't see that as a "spectator sport".
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:06 am

They really took the plunge.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:10 pm

Quoting JFKTOWERFAN (Thread starter):
That sucks.

ferengi80 notices a spelling error. Corrects JFKTOWERFAN's spelling. Delete s at beginning of sucks, replaces with 'f'
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:18 pm

Maybe that's what this song was written about:

 
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:42 pm

They really fell for each other...
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:04 am

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 7):
They really fell for each other...

Dude....you better duck....the Karmic resonance wave that's rebounding your way for the pun alone is going to make the Asian Tsunami look like an ebb tide remnant...........
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:13 am

Looks like they got off before they got off...
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:22 am

Quoting Don81603 (Reply 3):
Brings new meaning to "falling in love", doesn't it?



Quoting MDorBust (Reply 4):
They really took the plunge.



Quoting Queso (Reply 6):



Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 7):
They really fell for each other...



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 9):
Looks like they got off before they got off...

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And honestly, that Really sucks.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:24 am

I wonder if they were married (almost certainly not to each other)?

If so, what a shitty way to find out your signifigant other was cheating on you.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:51 am

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 11):
I wonder if they were married (almost certainly not to each other)?

They weren't. They were a pair of 21-year old students from *sigh* my alma mater, the University of South Carolina.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 am

Quoting Garnetpalmetto (Reply 12):

They weren't. They were a pair of 21-year old students from *sigh* my alma mater, the University of South Carolina.

How 'bout them 'Cocks!

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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:06 am

I don't think that's quite what they were expecting for their first rooftop session.  Wink
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:23 am

It was a setup! Somebody made it look like those two were up there doing their thing and murdered them! I saw it on Law and Order SVU!
 
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:32 am

What can I say? Love hurts, doesn't it?
 
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:32 am

Quoting Pope (Reply 13):
How 'bout them 'Cocks!

Alas they aren't the first pair of USC students to fall to their deaths. I think it was my sophomore year at USC that a girl died on move-in day. Her parents had just moved her into Patterson (a 9-story dorm for female freshmen) and had gone to lunch - she wanted a smoke, as I recall, leaned out her window to smoke, lost her balance and fell to her death. IIRC, her parents got a decent settlement from USC afterwards too.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:57 am

Quoting Ferengi80 (Reply 5):
ferengi80 notices a spelling error. Corrects JFKTOWERFAN's spelling. Delete s at beginning of sucks, replaces with 'f'

Ferengi needs to stop talking in third person  Wink

Quoting Garnetpalmetto (Reply 17):

IIRC, her parents got a decent settlement from USC afterwards too.

I would hope!




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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:23 pm

They came as they went.
 
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:23 am

Youch that is a first for me to hear.

Any ideas to how they ended up "falling in love"?
My bet is that they were trying to sex it up on the parapet but it must of become too slippery for their bodies so they basically slid off the thing and plummet to earth.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:00 am

Quoting BO__einG (Reply 20):
My bet is that they were trying to sex it up on the parapet but it must of become too slippery for their bodies so they basically slid off the thing and plummet to earth.

It would definitely be an interesting day to be a police officer.  Wink
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:30 pm

Mr. Darwin.

Paging Mr. Charles Darwin.

Kindly pick up the nearest white courtesy phone for a message.
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RE: Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness

Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:52 am

Quoting MattRB (Reply 22):

Yup, they certainly could qualify for a Darwin Award.
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