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A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:28 am

I went by my favorite bar-b-que place on the way home and got some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea. I went swimming as soon as I got home and then came inside, ate dinner, drank all the tea, filled the cup back up with water and drank all of it and started chomping on the ice, and got about 3/4 of the way through it. I was sending Westy a PM on "another site" when I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!
 
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:34 am

Quoting Queso (Thread starter):
I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!

Happens to me when i go to the "ethnic" markets or restaurants, i always find them to be a little dirtier than other establishments, but the food makes up for it.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:36 am

Westy getting a Brazilian again?? Some sort of internet-eleconesis I would imagine. Pool partyyyyyyyy.

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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:58 am

Like finding that half eaten worm in your apple.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:19 am

At least it wasn't short and curly.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:56 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
At least it wasn't short and curly.

Oh man, I'm gonna turn blue!
 
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:01 am

Quoting Queso (Thread starter):
I went by my favorite bar-b-que place on the way home and got some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea. I went swimming as soon as I got home and then came inside, ate dinner, drank all the tea, filled the cup back up with water and drank all of it and started chomping on the ice, and got about 3/4 of the way through it. I was sending Westy a PM on "another site" when I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!



 
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:35 am

If your meal consisted of " .. some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea .. ", a stray hair in your drink is the least of your problems. You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:51 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.

But at least he will die happy.. I would rather be a smiling corpse than a pretty one.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:13 pm

The human body has millions of hair or hairs. It is surprising it doesn't happen more often. If you knew what happened in the back where they prepare your food you would know that a hair is the least of your worries.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:38 pm

Is this gonna turn into one of these multi million dollar claims?  Wink

And are we now soon gonna see on cups: "caution, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot and might contain hair of undefined origin"
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:19 pm

Quoting Bwest (Reply 10):
"caution, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot and might contain hair of undefined origin"

Nah, you need to make it one of those rediculously long paragraphs Big grin

"Caution, the beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot, and may contain hair of any color. Be aware that if the hair is red, then your claim to a lawsuit is invalid. If it is Blonde, then you must have vomited to have a valid claim. If the hair is brown, you must have made sure it is not a stick of cinnamon or another familiar object of any sort.Any other color of hair that was digested will be subject to verification from store or restaurant employees. If multiple hairs are found in your beverage, be sure to judge each color of each hair by the rules stated above. If the hair is short and curly.......well....um.....Enjoy!  Wink




Oh, and btw, anyone that criticises him for eating briscuit better put on their flame suit, as ill be coming after them  Wink




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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:30 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.

At least its delicious poision. Would this be another way of saying that eating all this meat is sooo bad for you and that he should stop this instant?
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:38 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
If your meal consisted of " .. some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea ..



Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
a stray hair in your drink is the least of your problems.

Damn straight - he forgot the coleslaw.  Wink

Besides - how many stray hairs do all of us eat/drink from our food that we don't see?  scratchchin 
 
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:30 am

That's what I would expect to find in your Cup


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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:45 am

That's horrible Queso... you didn't have any biscuits so soak up the extra sauce with.

Had some disturbingly good brisket at the Fair Park Music Hall last Sunday.... suddenly remembered why I liked taking the wife to theatre.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:24 am

At least it wasn't short and curly.

That would be Clarence Thomas and a Coke can. But that's another story...

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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:42 am

OH Man,, I cant handle that at all . I have alot of trouble returning to a restruant after a hair encounter.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:40 am

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 15):
Had some disturbingly good brisket at the Fair Park Music Hall last Sunday.... suddenly remembered why I liked taking the wife to theatre.

Best brisket is at Rudy's. I know they have them in Austin, maybe in Dallas too.
 
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:48 am

We've got a Rudy's right up 35 in Denton.

Next time you're in the metroplex area try Babe's if you're into chicken. Go hungry though.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:16 am

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 12):
Would this be another way of saying that eating all this meat is sooo bad for you and that he should stop this instant?

Well yeah - but without the lisp and a touch less drama.

Fact is .. if he's a heavy meat eater (and consumes dairy) he's still got about 1/3 pound of last year's Thanksgiving dinner floating around in there.

Anyway, back to the topic. Chances are that the offensive 'hair' was probably washed relatively recently. However that chunk of dead animal was probably not. All things considered, the hair is not that big of a deal.
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:10 pm

Quoting Queso (Reply 18):
Best brisket is at Rudy's

 no 

It comes from my grill.  Silly
 
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:31 pm

It's a hair for god sake! Your not going to pick up any sickness from it. Any sickness you get is just nervousness and anxiety related. It could have been your hair, a person who was at your house's hair, a cook's hair, whatever. You wont die from it!
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:23 am

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 22):
It's a hair for god sake! Your not going to pick up any sickness from it.

Yeah, I know. But it's just gross.

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 22):
You wont die from it!

Yeah, I know. But it's just gross.
 
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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:09 am

Quoting Queso (Thread starter):
also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!

On QF64 back home (SYD-JNB) in First Class (June 18, 2007), I discovered a long black hair in my entree. I have shortish brown-blond hair. Needless to say, the entree was removed quite quickly and I was personally assured by the CSM on the flight that the incident would be recorded in his "flight report".

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 22):
You wont die from it!

It is unhygienic nonetheless.


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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:15 am

Quoting Queso (Thread starter):
I went by my favorite bar-b-que place on the way home and got some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea.

Where'd you go?.....Rudy's in Midland or Odessa from what I'm reading? We passed through one your local truck stops (by MAF) a couple of weeks ago on our never-ending roadie.

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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:31 am

Quoting Diamond (Reply 20):
Chances are that the offensive 'hair' was probably washed relatively recently. However that chunk of dead animal was probably not.

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RE: A Hair In My Cup.

Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:08 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 18):
Best brisket is at Rudy's. I know they have them in Austin, maybe in Dallas too.

5 years ago I would have agreed. The last few times I have been there its been like eating burnt rubber. They were better before they started opening franchises everywhere.
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