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nighthawk
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Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:48 pm

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Durex Down Under is looking for Aussies over the age of 18 to fill 200 positions as condom testers, stuff.co.nz reports.

Durex marketing manager Sam White explained that successful applicants would get a AU$60 selection of rubberwear, and would be "required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance".
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He said: "With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex."

Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/06/testers_required/

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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:11 am

And what happens if during testing the girl gets pregnant?
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MD11Engineer
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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:16 am

And what if the blokes don't find girls to try their skills on? Back to "Rosie Palm and her five sisters"?

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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:12 am

Quoting AirxLiban (Reply 1):
And what happens if during testing the girl gets pregnant?

Durex would be responsible for child support.  Smile


I'd like to participate in this study. They are going to the wrong country to test out this product.
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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:40 am

Given some of the desperate Dans on this forum, Durex ought to look else where!
 
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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:55 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
I'd like to participate in this study.

Be aware of the unexpected side-effects, which have been reported recently:



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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:27 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
They are going to the wrong country to test out this product.

We don't think so Big grin
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Charles79
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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:21 pm

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 5):
Be aware of the unexpected side-effects, which have been reported recently:

That's funny!

Reminds me of the trials for a liquid version of Viagra that you could drink, for those who hate to take pills. It worked beautifully, save for one minor side effect, a stiff neck!

About testing condoms, I'm not sure if I'd like to participate. I'll take a wild guess and assume that those who show up aren't exactly attractive twenty-somethings...

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RE: Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers

Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:35 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
They are going to the wrong country to test out this product.



Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 6):
We don't think so

Russell Peters has a good commetary on this issue. Skip to 2:05 if you don't want to see it all.



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