gkirk
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JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:30 pm

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baroque
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:28 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
About time that JGPH1A got his comeuppance!

What a scandalous accusation. As his publican, I have been engaged to rebut this ghastly accusation. JGP has never fled from paying the account for a single Schnitzel, in fact he never lets a single schnitzel pass his lips and his views on alcoholic beverages are so widely sought that this canard cannot be allowed to pass.

Bull, J
 
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:35 pm

Quoting Baroque (Reply 1):
in fact he never lets a single schnitzel pass his lips

No, they always pass in threes.
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:25 pm

Quoting Baroque (Reply 1):
What a scandalous accusation. As his publican, I have been engaged to rebut

Ahhh, so now we know who took over from Cornish  Wink  duck 
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:41 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
About time that JGPH1A got his comeuppance!

Aaah Gkirk, thank you for this thread.
Since JPGH1A started to grow up I kept his photo in my archive:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r189/StrasserB/Misc2/1356096.jpg

 biggrin 
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gkirk
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:34 pm

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 4):

Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well  Wow!
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:47 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well Wow!

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:28 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well

Tick, tick, tick... *countdown before this thread is locked, Gkirk is banned for two centuries and the whole office notices I'm laughing my sorry arse off my chair*

 Wink
 
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:26 pm

Quoting WunalaYann (Reply 7):
Tick, tick, tick... *countdown before this thread is locked, Gkirk is banned for two centuries and the whole office notices I'm laughing my sorry arse off my chair*

Kirk, be thankful I am on on the other side of the circular globe, and cannot wreak my hideous vengeance on your sad pimply Scottish person ! As if I would besmirch my luscious, pouting lips with German food !  yuck 

A triple fatwah on you even unto the seventh generation (not that that's necessary, since the chances of you breeding are less than zero).
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:35 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 8):
As if I would besmirch my luscious, pouting lips with German food !

Oh come on!! ANY food is your downfall, even sheeps eyes and pigs knackers!! You KNOW you just can't stop troughing given the opportunity, Porky! I mean, thats why your lips are pouty, cos they are so fat!  duck 

And as for young Kirk breeding - Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuw! What a horrible way to start the day with THAT scenario clouding my thoughts!  vomit 

Nearly as bad as ANCFlyer with a Pink Tank! Big grin

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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:46 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 9):
Oh come on!! ANY food is your downfall, even sheeps eyes and pigs knackers!! You KNOW you just can't stop troughing given the opportunity, Porky!

Au contraire, you bald old bath-bun. I am most particular about my food, and am accustomed only to premium deluxe delicacies and luxurious smoked salmony nibblies as befitting my social status.  tongue 
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:13 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
I am most particular about my food, and am accustomed only to premium deluxe delicacies and luxurious smoked salmony nibblies as befitting my social status.

You HAVE a social status?  Embarrassment

Still, I suppose even the lowest level of society has some sort of strata. For salmony nibblies are we to understand that that would be left-over cat food from a dustbin, obtained whilst carrying out your less than salubrious touting for business down at the docks?  duck 

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JGPH1A
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:59 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
You HAVE a social status?

I am the ultimate arbiter of social status and elegance, so obviously I am at the top of the social scale. You on the other had could not reach the bottom rung of the scial scale without some kind of rocket assistance - serf !

Quoting WunalaYann (Reply 7):
Tick, tick, tick... *countdown before this thread is locked, Gkirk is banned for two centuries

Has Kirk been banned yet ? I demand justice ! Stone the blasphemer...
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:04 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 8):
since the chances of you breeding are less than zero).

Cross breeding with sheep, none-the-less
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:45 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well

i think most a.net guys want a sausage that long  Big grin

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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:14 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
Has Kirk been banned yet ? I demand justice ! Stone the blasphemer...

I believe that Friday has again come around, so master Kirk will no doubt be pre-occupied in a pub somewhere.


Dan Smile
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JGPH1A
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:43 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 15):
I believe that Friday has again come around, so master Kirk will no doubt be pre-occupied in a pub somewhere

They don't let him into pubs, he's usually round the back by the dustbins, trying to wring a few pitiful drops of spilled alcohol from the used paper napkins.
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:28 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 16):
They don't let him into pubs, he's usually round the back by the dustbins, trying to wring a few pitiful drops of spilled alcohol from the used paper napkins.

And JGPH1A knows this because he's seen him while he's sneaked around the back with a client!  wink 

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JGPH1A
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:13 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 17):
And JGPH1A knows this because he's seen him while he's sneaked around the back with a client!

Nonsense - I read about it in National Geographic, they were doing an article on urbanized lower life forms, you know - pigeons, rats, foxes that knock over dustbins. Kirkie was the centrefold  yuck 
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:22 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Kirkie was the centrefold

Oh dear, you've been buying those types of magazines again have you  Wink
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skidmarks
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:32 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 19):
Oh dear, you've been buying those types of magazines again have you

BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!! Big grin

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JGPH1A
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RE: JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks

Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:38 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 19):
Oh dear, you've been buying those types of magazines again have you

I only buy National Geographic for the bare-breasted locals, I assure you !
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