So true, so true! And I love the graphic! Airports really should add a column for the odds, haha.
I genuinely laughed out loud several times, but most especially for:
"Operational failure" has a variety of translations, from "flat tire" to "flaming engine."
The airport does not have a pool for kids. But it does have a spacious sauna that doubles as a shuttle bus between terminals.
(Describing a terminal "bistro"): The clerk behind the counter gives off an air of listless indifference, just as they do in Paris!
runway construction in Philly
Sounds like that hole in the runway from last week...
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.