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Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:07 am

After commenting on Civil Av on the 20th anniversary of NW 255, I was looking at CVR transcripts of different fatal aircraft accidents, and, purely by accident, I saw the following website listed somewhere. I don't remember how I stumbled upon it.

http://www.vialls.com/transpositions/concorde.html

This has to be the most convoluted, bizzare, far-fetched conspiracy theory I've ever read in my life.

Read it, and tell me you don't come away from it scratching your head.
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:34 am

I was really expecting to find that it all started with the Kenndedy assassination because he ordered the faked moon landing.

Oh well, I can keep hoping that the truth about that will finally come out.  Wink (my 1st smiley, I'm so proud).
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:35 am

Makes perfect sense. Berlin Wall. Saddam. Airbus. Concorde. Concordski. Concorde running into the French presidential 747.
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:03 am

Quoting Nosedive (Reply 2):
Makes perfect sense. Berlin Wall. Saddam. Airbus. Concorde. Concordski. Concorde running into the French presidential 747.

Don't forget the Space Shuttle.  Yeah sure
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[Edited 2007-08-19 19:25:32]
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:26 am

Interesting theory. Of course, the French are to blame for ALL the worlds ills. Nasty, evil, Gallic, selfish SOB's" !

Wish I had time to write stuff like that - I could maybe make a series of books - hey, just like Harry Potter! 

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PS: Nice self portrait JGPH1A Big grin

[Edited 2007-08-19 19:27:24]
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:28 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Interesting theory.

To say the least. The author is obviously ant-American, anti-Israeli, and obviously thinks the U.S. deserved 9/11 for whatever reason.

It's all over the map, and Tom Clancy couldn't improve on it.
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:29 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Wish I had time to write stuff like that - I could maybe make a series of books - hey, just like Harry Potter!

Calm down, J.K. ! There is already a best-selling book of senile ramblings by a toothless old has-been that everyone prefers to ignore...

http://www.catholicsread.org/pub_offer/GodIsLove/images/CP-ANewSong.jpg

Don't cash that advance cheque just yet  

[Edited 2007-08-19 19:31:40]
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:44 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
There is already a best-selling book of senile ramblings by a toothless old has-been that everyone prefers to ignore...

Wotchit Porky!! I'm on mainland Europe in 2 weeks - and I know where Nice is!! devil 

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Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 8):
Wotchit Porky!! I'm on mainland Europe in 2 weeks - and I know where Nice is!!

Possibly, but they won't let you in. There's a dress code.
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During early 1995, Boeing sales experienced an unconnected but serious internal problem in Europe, though the details were never made public. The German flag carrier Lufthansa discovered that its new Boeing 747-400 aircraft had been fitted with flight directors [auto-pilots] that were vulnerable to American remote-control, ostensibly designed to “recover” hijacked aircraft whether the hijackers wanted to be recovered or not. Lufthansa was not informed about this “free extra” in advance, and was furious that its sovereign aircraft might be covertly “rescued” by America, without the knowledge or permission of the German Government

In a mammoth operation rumored to cost in excess of $800 million, Lufthansa stripped every flight director out of every Boeing in its fleet, replacing them in toto with German systems programmed by the Luftwaffe [German Air Force]. According to a member of the German internal security service in Frankfurt during October 1996, all Lufthansa aircraft had by that date been secured, rendering them invulnerable to remote flight director commands transmitted by any and all American authorities. Under the new intelligence protocols, Russia and France were made aware of these flight director risks.


ROTFLMAO! Now that is hilarious.
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:13 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
PS: Nice self portrait JGPH1A

I must say I didn't expect much of him out of makeup, but I'm still underwhelmed.

And JGPH1A, please have your liver checked!
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:14 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 9):
There's a dress code.

In your case it's a size 30 (L) with layers of Pink taffetta and easy access! Big grin

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Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:18 am

Quoting Klaus (Reply 11):
I must say I didn't expect much of him out of makeup, but I'm still underwhelmed.

I'm unattractive to Germans ? Thank heavens for small mercies.

Quoting Klaus (Reply 11):
And JGPH1A, please have your liver checked!

My liver is pristine and gorgeous, like the rest of me.
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:27 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
I'm unattractive to Germans ? Thank heavens for small mercies.

Oh, the relief is perfectly mutual!  silly 

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
My liver is pristine and gorgeous, like the rest of me.

Sure. Your bright yellow complexion gives vivid testament to that.  mischievous 
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:49 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
In your case it's a size 30 (L) with layers of Pink taffetta and easy access!

Blimey, who's been feeding you Witty Pills ?  Smile

Pink ? With my English schoolgirl peaches and cream complexion ? I think not !

Quoting Klaus (Reply 14):
Oh, the relief is perfectly mutual!

Euww - spare me the details of your "relief" - you relationship with your Imac is your own business.
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Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):
Blimey, who's been feeding you Witty Pills ?



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):
Euww - spare me the details of your "relief" - you relationship with your Imac is your own business.

It's a bummer when you find your own supply suddenly running out, isn't it?  mischievous 
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:57 am

Quoting Klaus (Reply 16):
It's a bummer when you find your own supply suddenly running out, isn't it?

My own wit is entirely natural and spontaneous - spon-tay-nee-usss. Look it up  Smile
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:04 am

What a load of crap.

Thats all i have to say lol
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:07 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
My own wit is entirely natural and spontaneous - spon-tay-nee-usss. Look it up

Riiight.  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:11 am

My god,

That's the craziest and wackiest theory I've ever heard yet.
 
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Quoting Klaus (Reply 19):
Riiight.

Don't you believe me ? Oh sorry, I forgot, there's no direct translation for "spontaneous" in German  biggrin 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:05 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 21):
Don't you believe me ? Oh sorry, I forgot, there's no direct translation for "spontaneous" in German

Maybe you shouldn't have mistaken the Monty Python Guide to German for an actual teaching tool after all! Big grin

"Spontan" in german actually lends itself better to the kind of application it describes than the much more long-winded spontaneous which by comparison looks a lot more like a committee production.

Which brings us back to what you're trying to pass for humour these days...!  mischievous 
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:12 am

Quoting Klaus (Reply 22):
"Spontan"

Hmmm, sounds like yet another recent Teutonic conversion of a latin-rooted word. Isn't there a proper German word, you know, with 7 syllables and lots of umlauts, ending in -keit ? No ? Hmmmm - etymology can be SO revealing  Smile
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:18 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):
Hmmm, sounds like yet another recent Teutonic conversion of a latin-rooted word. Isn't there a proper German word, you know, with 7 syllables and lots of umlauts, ending in -keit ?

Sure...we've got those as well. But for some reason spontan does its job best when served appropriately quick and compact, don't you think?

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):
Hmmmm - etymology can be SO revealing

Absolutely. And it seems whoever introduced spon-ta-ne-ous into the english language must have been chuckling sardonically to himself...!  mischievous 
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:34 am

Hilarious


Within weeks of the "collapse" of communism, the American media hyped up the need for the Berlin Wall to be taken down, allowing East Germans to be reunited with those in the west. This was an apparently noble gesture, but nobody in New York asked the Germans if they actually wanted to be reunited...




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Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:40 am

Hrm, I still think the missile launcher attached to a 757 theory espoused by our buddies over at letsroll911 is more wacked out...that or the "cruise missile fitted with a hologram generator" one. This one gets points for international intrigue (a sure-fire way into an ex-poli sci major's heart) but it's just passable in the way of sheer nuttiness.
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Why don't we blame the Roswell aliens, spaceships and black project a/c from Area 51 while we're at it.....

The 9/11 Conspiracy industry has definitely replaced the Kennedy Assassinations as the cottage industry within the conspiracy theorists. Oh wait, perhaps the terrorists were on the Grassy Knoll......
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:48 am

I'm more open than most of you to conspiracy theories, but even I'm not falling for this one.
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Poor old thermite, been getting it in the neck since the Hindenburgh...........These tin-foil hat wearers make me laugh when they aren't scaring me  Wink
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:12 am

Quoting Pelican (Reply 25):



Quoting Garnetpalmetto (Reply 26):



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 27):



Quoting San747 (Reply 28):



Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 29):

Thank you for getting this thread back on topic.
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:36 am

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 30):
Thank you for getting this thread back on topic.

It's a conspiracy to hijack this thread about a stupid conspiracy to hijack, well, everything. Did you fail to spot the subtle irony ?  Wink
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:45 am

Anyone who've ever seen the TV show Brainiac would know that when thermite burns it produces visible amounts of bright sparks (molten aluminum?) all over the place, which is not visible from the AF concorde.


Obviously there isnt even a need to comment on this freak theory, but anyhow, it's definetly not thermite involved in the case of the Concorde.


On a side note; that thermite stuff is a pretty awesome substance, i love how they test it out in different ways on Brainiac!
 
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I still apologize profusely for participating in JGP's dastardly plot to hijack this grave and substantial discussion.  cry 
 
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Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 31):
It's a conspiracy to hijack this thread about a stupid conspiracy to hijack, well, everything. Did you fail to spot the subtle irony ?

Uh, no, i got it.  Smile
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:55 am

Quoting Klaus (Reply 33):
I still apologize profusely for participating in JGP's dastardly plot

Your participation was feeble and derisory at best. I'm sure nobody took the slightest notice.  Smile

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 34):
Uh, no, i got it.

Good. Then my work here is done.
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:09 am

Until reading this, I thought the weirdest conspiracy theory I would ever encounter would be the "ClimateWars Chemtrails Conspiracy" -- the one in which "chemtrails" are in fact a conspiracy of world governments, but a conspiracy on behalf of the public wherein the "chemtrails" are defense chemicals being deployed by the air forces of the world against aliens from space who are trying to use climate-changing weapons to destroy humanity.

Ahem. Anyway, this one definitely rivals, if not displaces, ClimateWars in my conspiracy theory hierarchy :P

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Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:48 pm

Me thinks he has been consuming way too many ales at the pub for too too long. This certified member of the tin hat club constructs one of the most convoluted mix of events into a conspiracy I have ever seen. This guy needs to get a life and not spend so much time in front of a computer. Perhaps he is angry he can't get laid and has a lot of time on his hands.
 
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:36 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Interesting theory. Of course, the French are to blame for ALL the worlds ills. Nasty, evil, Gallic, selfish SOB's" !

You forgot one --> Airbus.  duck   flamed 

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 27):
Why don't we blame the Roswell aliens

Duh, they're too busy manipulating the stock market.

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 37):
This guy needs to get a life and not spend so much time in front of a computer. Perhaps he is angry he can't get laid and has a lot of time on his hands.

So in other words, he posts in Civ-Av?  Big grin


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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:08 pm

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 37):
Me thinks he has been consuming way too many ales



Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 37):
This guy needs to get a life

The registrant of the website is a woman, Marilyn Vialls (living in Australia), but most was obviously written by her husband Joe, who died a while back, which in turn rose the question how exactly he died, because he was so outspoken:  Yeah sure
http://z15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/ar/t9796.htm
The lady seems to "update" the pages now and then.

They both are the living (well, half living, half dead) proof that every pot finds its top (save a.netters), as we say in Germany.

If you go back to the homepage on vialls.com, you'll find a lot more theories of which some are likewise entertaining. It wouldn't even surprise me if they contradict each other.
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Quoting DrDeke (Reply 36):
Until reading this, I thought the weirdest conspiracy theory I would ever encounter would be the "ClimateWars Chemtrails Conspiracy" -- the one in which "chemtrails" are in fact a conspiracy of world governments, but a conspiracy on behalf of the public wherein the "chemtrails" are defense chemicals being deployed by the air forces of the world against aliens from space who are trying to use climate-changing weapons to destroy humanity.

Ahem. Anyway, this one definitely rivals, if not displaces, ClimateWars in my conspiracy theory hierarchy :P

Actually, what you just wrote seems pretty out there... It's a draw at best.
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I am using this pseudo conspiracy website to show my son the effects of drugs....
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