It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick walking into a Petsmart.
It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick asking for a doggie bag.
^Borrowed from Leno.
Michael Vick did lose his endoresments with Nike and Reebok; however, he did pick up a new shoe sponsor: Hush Puppies.
**Oops, saw a couple other posters beat me to that one.
Also, it's not even a joke that the Atlanta Humane Society has been accepting Michael Vick jersey's as donations to be used to clean the Dog and Cat Kennels at the shelter.
[Edited 2007-08-27 04:36:15]
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