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Michael Vick Jokes

Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:28 am

So where are all the Michael Vick jokes? I just can't wait for you guys to post some. Let's hear them!!
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:35 am

Hmm... lets see...


Who let the dogs out!?!?

not mike vick...
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:45 pm

Did you hear Michael Vick has a new shoe endorsement? Hush Puppies.....

Why not throw in some Vick Photoshops while we're at it:


 
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:53 pm

I don't suppose we'll hear from KROC on this one...
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:54 pm

I hear the sponsers of the Iditarod are changeing the name of the even to the "Mike Vick Invitational".
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:04 am

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 4):
I hear the sponsers of the Iditarod are changeing the name of the even to the "Mike Vick Invitational".

 irked 

The Iditarod Sled Dog Committee takes great carein protecting those dogs . . . .

Anyone caught abusing them is banned . . .

http://www.adn.com/sports/mushing/story/8835567p-8735043c.html
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:20 am

There's a joke going around Atlanta:

-Hey did you hear UGA hired Michael Vick as an assistant coach?

-No...Really?!

-Yeah, they wanted him to train the Dawgs.
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:26 am

Vick apparently has gotten one new endorsement out of this whole fiasco.

Hushpuppies wants him to be their new spokesman.  duck 
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:34 am

It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick walking into a Petsmart.

It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick asking for a doggie bag.

^Borrowed from Leno.

Michael Vick did lose his endoresments with Nike and Reebok; however, he did pick up a new shoe sponsor: Hush Puppies.
**Oops, saw a couple other posters beat me to that one.

Also, it's not even a joke that the Atlanta Humane Society has been accepting Michael Vick jersey's as donations to be used to clean the Dog and Cat Kennels at the shelter.   

[Edited 2007-08-27 04:36:15]
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:00 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 5):
The Iditarod Sled Dog Committee takes great carein protecting those dogs . . . .

Anyone caught abusing them is banned . . .

Sure they are. Every year dogs are dying because they are over worked or smacked around too much. All for some lame "race". Look, I understand why the original one took place...to deliever medicine. Now its just a stupid race where the most press involves a few of the dogs dying...usually from something other than natural causes too.
 
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:34 pm

Lighten up while you still can, don't even try to understand, just find a place to make your stand and take it easy
 
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:32 pm

Here's a few more from Leno:

In just a couple of weeks, the new movie “Underdog” comes out. It’s a dog with super powers that fights criminals. That’s gotta be Michael Vick’s worst nightmare.

People are mad about this Michael Vick thing. Today, Bob Barker called for Vick to be spayed and neutered.

Atlanta Falcons Michael Vick has been indicted for his alleged involvement in a dog fighting ring. You know how he got caught? A pointer picked him out.

Did you hear his excuse? He said, "The b**ch set me up.”

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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:29 pm

I can see Michael Vick is going to be hounded over this.

I'm not surprised, he really screwed the pooch.
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:23 am

...and now he gets to become someone's bitch.
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:47 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 2):
Vick Photoshops

 laughing   rotfl 


Everything is okay though because Vick has said he's found God.

That's funny cause God is dog spelled backwards!
 
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:35 pm

Quoting Lgbga (Reply 14):
That's funny cause God is dog spelled backwards!

Thats why all dogs go to heaven!  Silly
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:44 pm

Well you know why he killed those dogs, right?? I heard one of 'em was pointing a gun at him, and a few committed suicide...
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:00 am

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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:21 am

Quoting Mike89406 (Reply 17):

Hmmm....Funny, but it's missing Brian from Family Guy.


From Leno last night, talking about Vick's plans after prison, mainly a job: "I think we can rule out Petsmart".
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:29 am

Quoting Mike89406 (Reply 17):

Ooo There is Grimm!  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:47 am

Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 18):
Hmmm....Funny, but it's missing Brian from Family Guy.

Pluto, Huckleberry Hound, and Muttley would round off the jury for me.

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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:37 am

Sent to me the other day via email:
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RE: Michael Vick Jokes

Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:53 am

Quoting Mike89406 (Reply 17):



Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 18):
Funny, but it's missing Brian from Family Guy.

Not only Brian, but also Muttley.  Wink

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