I just had to share this one I got by email
An elderly man suffered a massive stroke. The family drove wildly to
get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a long wait in the
ER, a Dr. appeared wearing his scrubs and a very long face.
Sadly he said, "I'm afraid he is brain dead....................but his heart
is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God!!!" cried his wife, her hands pressed against her shocked
face, "We've never had a Democrat in the family before."