texan
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Happy End To International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:49 am

Arrrrrr, mateys. Laugh or ye'll be walkin' th' plank into Davey Jones' locker.

Q: Did you hear about the latest pirate movie?
A: It was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Q: Whom did the pirate vote for in the Haitian election?
A: ARRRistide.

Q: Wait. Why did they let a pirate vote in the Haitian election?
A: Remember, the nation was taking its first halting steps toward democracy, and balloting procedures were rather chaotic. The pirate just slipped in somehow. Arrr.

Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
A: ARRRchetype.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite alliance-creating diplomatic agreement from the Second World War?
A: The TripARRRtite Pact.

Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
A: PindARRR.

Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?
A: The XIth Nemean Ode, "To ARRRistagoras, the Prytanis of Tenedos, son of ARRRchesilaus."

Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?
A: "ARRRs Poetica" by ARRRchibald MacLeish.

Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?
A: "LochinvARRR."

Q: Why does that pirate keep reciting poetry, anyway? Is he some sort of Nancy-boy?
A: Aye, 'tis a Nancy-boy he be. Arrr.

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RE: Happy End To International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:52 am

Y'arrrr, they be a fine set of jokes m'lad, but I'm still gonna have to make you walk the plank  Wink
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RE: Happy End To International Talk Like A Pirate

Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:56 am

ARRRliners.Net - A Breath of Fresh Sea Water
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[Edited 2007-09-20 04:58:29]
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RE: Happy End To International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:08 pm

Drivin' me nuts...


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RE: Happy End To International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:19 pm

PAAARRKK the cAAAARRRR and Warrrkkk the plarrrrrk; ugh pretty BARRRDDD.........BTW Welcome bARRRRKKK Texan ya'all  Cool
too bad most of us get too soon old and too late smart

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