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Crazy New Ryanair Baggage Charges ;-)

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:01 pm

For those who thought they couldn't charge for anything else:


(Let's hope Michael O'Leary doesn't see this - it might give him ideas!  Wink)
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RE: Crazy New Ryanair Baggage Charges ;-)

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:18 pm


That is good.
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RE: Crazy New Ryanair Baggage Charges ;-)

Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:39 pm

Maybe they should have fees for people who stink, look ugly, have crummy or ill fitting clothes on, act like jerks to CSA's, are drunk when check in and so on. Ryanair and other LCC's like Southwest could all make big bucks from such surcharges. Hot looking men and women, well dressed people, act better than average and so on could get a discount wouldn't be a bad idea either.
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RE: Crazy New Ryanair Baggage Charges ;-)

Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:03 pm

Some of the Newsbiscuit stories are inspired.
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RE: Crazy New Ryanair Baggage Charges ;-)

Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:04 am

There has been criticism of the airline for their decision to charge for oxygen in the event of emergency. ‘The oxygen masks will still drop down from the overhead lockers as required by law’ explained Michael O’Leary ‘but now the supply of oxygen is activated by a simple slot-meter that takes Euros and pound coins.’

hahahahahahhaha thats gold :P

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