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Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:50 am

Hey all,

Lately I've been watching FoodTV a fair bit. By far the hottest TV chef has got to be Nigella Lawson:



Nice body, gorgeous face, brunette and the classy british accent that drives me nuts. Not to mention she can cook! English muffin for breakfast? Hell yes!  drool   drool   drool 

So, who's everybody's favourite TV chef?

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:55 am

Rachel Ray. I would tap that.

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:14 am

Quoting VonRichtofen (Thread starter):
Nice body, gorgeous face, brunette and the classy british accent that drives me nuts. Not to mention she can cook! English muffin for breakfast? Hell yes!  drool   drool   drool 

I concur whole heartedly.  bouncy  I had to go to youtube to hear the accent. The way she says chocolate...  cloudnine 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:16 am

Ina Garten!

(No, I wouldn't tap that, but she is my favorite).  Silly
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:33 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 1):
Rachel Ray.

Rachel Ray used to be cute in that girl next door kind of way. But lately she's been looking kind of dumpy. Plus that voice is a bit irritating. She's alright, but she can't compare to this:



Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 3):
The way she says chocolate...

Amen brother Big grin
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:52 am

Giada de Laurentiis

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:54 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 1):
Rachel Ray

OH, I can't stand her....

Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 5):
Plus that voice is a bit irritating

It's that raspy lower income Brooklyn accent, doesn't do anything for me.

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 1):
I would tap that.

Would should promise to be silent like when trying to get a soufle to rise?
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:06 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 1):
Rachel Ray

 yes 

Quoting HuskyAviation (Reply 4):
Ina Garten

 vomit  Great chef though.

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 6):
Giada de Laurentiis

 bigthumbsup  The pic isn't showing for me.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:24 am




Sandra Lee
I'd tap it...
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:28 am

I can't stand neither of all these TV chefs. There's something about how they present themselves and their characters that turns me away from them.
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:40 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 5):
Giada de Laurentiis

Oh My.. broke my heart when I heard she was married.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:12 am

Giada, I always had a thing for.
I thought I was the only one that didn't like Rachel's voice.
Sandra is an ailf (she talks about her nephews a lot).
Ina...She's a good chef.
Paula Deen would seem fun in bed.
I just discovered Ingrid Hoffmann, Simply Delicioso.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:31 am

Giada has the hottest body in the kitchen ,small frame & large breasts. Plus she can cook you dinner when your done. First runner up would be Ingrid Hoffman .
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:04 am

Although I'm not attracted to this Chef, the most entertaining is definitely:


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Gordon Ramsay


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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:19 am

Nigella any day of the week!



She just seems so damned dirty!

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:39 am

Quoting EmiratesA345 (Reply 13):
Although I'm not attracted to this Chef, the most entertaining is definitely:

Nah... I'd rather see a good looking woman than a bitchy Simon Cowell clone...

If I was on Hell's Kitchen they'd have to cancel the show because I'd end up beating him to death with a skillet...

Quoting Nitrohelper (Reply 12):
Giada has the hottest body in the kitchen ,small frame & large breasts. Plus she can cook you dinner when your done.

A hot woman who cooks Italian... I don't really know how to top that! Big grin
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:46 am



Enough said!


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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:53 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 5):
Giada de Laurentiis

Without a doubt.

Quoting L-188 (Reply 6):

It's that raspy lower income Brooklyn accent

Actually, she is from upstate, and sounds like it.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 8):

Too bad Sandra's food is crap.

Quoting Kalakaua (Reply 11):
Paula Deen would seem fun in bed.

 vomit  vomit 

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 14):
Nigella any day of the week!

A close number 2 to Giada. She definitely defies age.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:06 am

Let's see her in action...





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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:12 am



'Nuff said.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:14 am

Quoting Nitrohelper (Reply 12):
Giada has the hottest body in the kitchen ,small frame & large breasts. Plus she can cook you dinner when your done.

I always get irked when she isn't wearing something that shows them off. I tend to not watch those episodes.......

Quoting EMBQA (Reply 10):
Oh My.. broke my heart when I heard she was married.

Any episode of any her shows with him in it, I change the channel, he's one lucky bastard.........

There is just something about Rachael Ray that really revs my motor. With her talk show (Guilty pleasure if I'm home from work at the time her show is on.), she's starting to wear less "girl next door" sort of outfits and more towards the type of stuff Giada wears. And her voice doesn't annoy me at all. She seems to me to be the type of girl who looks innocent but isn't......



Quoting Kalakaua (Reply 11):
Paula Deen would seem fun in bed.

Just think of the ways she could use butter.....  duck 
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:24 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 20):
Rachael Ray that really revs my motor

Have you seen how big she has got since her talk show?  duck 



I agree with the majority above.

She can cook.
She has a smoking body.
She has a lovely voice.

 drool 

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:27 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 21):
She can cook.
She has a smoking body.
She has a lovely voice.

A man after my own heart.  Smile

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:56 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 21):
Have you seen how big she has got since her talk show?

Yes, but she still looks good to me. It's not like she's Kirstie Alley big.
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:00 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 5):
Giada de Laurentiis

Any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Though the perma smile and over pronunciation of everything Italian gets old fast.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 8):
Sandra Lee
I'd tap it...

Frankly I find her rather creepy. Unless you like picking up married chicks on a weekday afternoon at Whole Foods.

Quoting VonRichtofen (Thread starter):
By far the hottest TV chef has got to be Nigella Lawson:

TBH I don't care much for English food.  Wink
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:13 am

My husband is all over Nigella Lawson. He thinks the sun rises and sets over her. He loves her sassiness, cheekiness, voluptuousness and the way she presents herself.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:16 am

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 25):
voluptuousness

Now there's a word I haven't heard in a while!

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:19 am

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 24):
Though the perma smile and over pronunciation of everything Italian gets old fast.

ROFL, whenever we watch her show we groan at how she pronounces things in Italian just randomly. And she doesn't do it all the time, I noticed her once say "mozzarella" in plain English and then again with the affected Italian accent in consecutive sentences. It's a put on.

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 24):
Frankly I find her rather creepy.

If she'd just stop with the fucking tablescapes...I mean, does anybody do that in real life?

It's still all about Ina Garten. I'd love her house, that's for sure.

I'm surprised no one mentioned Jamie Oliver or Tyler Florence?
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:20 am

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 26):
Now there's a word I haven't heard in a while!

And well deserved, too, I might add. She really is.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:20 am

absolutely Nigella, hottest lady on the planet in my mind...my profile has a few photos of her at her gorgeous best.







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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:39 am

Kieron, QANTAS077, FxRamper

Thank you for your great contributions to this thread Big grin Big grin Big grin

Quoting N1120A (Reply 17):
A close number 2 to Giada

While Giada is hot, she's not really my type. I dig pale brunettes, throw in a British accent and we've got a winner. Also I just don't find Giada near as charming as Nigella. But to each their own.

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:27 am

I love Giada. She is great cook and I would love for her to come to my house to cook dinner for me and my partner
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:00 pm

Quoting VonRichtofen (Thread starter):
Lately I've been watching FoodTV a fair bit. By far the hottest TV chef has got to be Nigella Lawson:

If you ever see her below the waist her ass is as wide as a 777s wingspan. Calm down Superfly, I like big asses too, but hers is gigantic

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 8):
Sandra Lee

She is milftacular- but be sure to be gone before she threatens to make breakfast.

I am kind of a Giada fan myself. And it is safe to stay for breakfast.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:16 pm

Martha Stewart.

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:19 pm

Rachael Ray is friggin hot but damn if she would just shut the f**** up sometimes....She talks too damn much.
And I will admit it, Ina is sexy in her own right....some of her recipies leave a lot to be desired but her house is kicking...I'd do her just for the house.

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:01 pm

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 15):
Quoting EmiratesA345 (Reply 13):
Although I'm not attracted to this Chef, the most entertaining is definitely:

Nah... I'd rather see a good looking woman than a bitchy Simon Cowell clone...

If I was on Hell's Kitchen they'd have to cancel the show because I'd end up beating him to death with a skillet...

I think its the other way round. Gordon was a major TV star in the UK, when Simon Cowell's only fan was his mum.
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:35 pm

Nigella Lawson:

Quoting FXramper (Reply 21):
She can cook.
She has a smoking body.
She has a lovely voice.

Yep, agree 110%  bigthumbsup 

Rachael Ray:

I can get over the voice, plus she can get my food ready in 30 minutes after we're done  sly 

Giada De Laurentiis:

I'll let her cook for me anytime.

Too bad they are all married  sigh 
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:40 pm

Quoting Ha763 (Reply 36):
Too bad they are all married

Don't look for Rachel Ray's to last.. Apparently her husband gets around a little bit
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:14 pm

Quoting VonRichtofen (Thread starter):
By far the hottest TV chef has got to be Nigella Lawson:

Nigella always reminds me of another smoking hot brunette, the Italian goddess Monica Belluci.

http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/MonicaBellucci/nude/monica_bellucci_025.jpg



I dunno if Monica can cook however, but I think we can forgive her on that one.

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:29 pm

Coincidence. The other day we caught Nigella Lawson on the BBC for the first time. Even though we're full-blooded gays, we both appreciated that sex-appeal simply oozes out of every pore of her body. And besides that, her recipes are deceptively simple. One or two of her books will soon be adorning the book shelf in my kitchen.

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:22 pm

Quoting JetMech (Reply 38):
I dunno if Monica can cook however, but I think we can forgive her on that one.

Doubtful considering she is a red X
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:43 pm

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 40):
Doubtful considering she is a red X

Looks OK from my computer!

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:23 am

Quoting JetMech (Reply 41):
Looks OK from my computer!

That's cus its from your private stash Simon!  Wink

I can't see the pics either!

I wana see!  Smile

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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:37 am

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 19):

A few things about that shoot. One, it was several years ago. Two, lots of airbrushing. Three, Rachael actually looks pretty ok with her clothes off, but wears horrible clothes for her show that make her look a lot less attractive.

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 24):
Frankly I find her rather creepy. Unless you like picking up married chicks on a weekday afternoon at Whole Foods.

Funny. My issue with her is that she seems perpetually drunk.

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 25):
, voluptuousness

What is it with the gays and boobs. All my gay friends have such an obsession with them.

Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 30):
Also I just don't find Giada near as charming as Nigella.

Here is the difference. Nigella has always been marketed specifically as a sex symbol, which means she pushes that through in her show. Plus, she is married to that creepy, ugly, Charles Saatchi for his money. That bugs me.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:45 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 23):
It's not like she's Kirstie Alley big

Steven, get your eyes checked.  box   bouncy 

Have you seen Kirstie Alley lately?



She's back to smoking hot.  twocents 
 
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:01 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 44):
She's back to smoking hot.

Well, I wouldn't quite say that. She looks very good for a woman her age, but she is nowhere near as smoking hot as she was 20 years ago.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:04 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 43):

A few things about that shoot. One, it was several years ago. Two, lots of airbrushing. Three, Rachael actually looks pretty ok with her clothes off, but wears horrible clothes for her show that make her look a lot less attractive.

I don't care, I still wouldn't mind stuffing her turkey.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:06 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 8):
Sandra Lee
I'd tap it...

You would have sex with the spawn of the Devil? Seek help my friend, seek help...after you motorboat those boobs of hers!

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 5):
Giada de Laurentiis



Quoting VonRichtofen (Thread starter):
Nigella Lawson

If we could only get these two to strip down to bra and panties and have a tickle fight with some melted chocolate. Food Network would pull higher ratings than the Super Bowl and the finale of M.A.S.H. combined.  Wink
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:09 am

Quoting DeltaGator (Reply 47):
to strip down to bra and panties

Who needs the bra and panties Jerry Lawler? Put it on PPV and forget about fabric.
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RE: Hottest TV Chef

Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:17 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 48):
Who needs the bra and panties Jerry Lawler? Put it on PPV and forget about fabric.

You and I don't agree on much but here is one instance of working partnerships across the aisle.  Wink
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