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Joining The Mile High Club

Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:28 pm

While taking a look at the picture below, I thought about the MHC. So everyone share your stories. As for me I have nothing for commercial flights, however I have had some luck in singles while at the controls.  Wink

Whats all your stories?


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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:00 pm

Quoting ZBBYLW (Thread starter):
Whats all your stories?

I tried to do it in a lav on a CRJ200.

Didnt work to well.













But seriously, dont try it on the 200.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:05 pm

Quoting SNCntry32 (Reply 1):
Didnt work to well

I bet. For me, I have yet to join the club but would love to do it someday.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:10 pm

Well... Can't say that I have. But be sure to upload those pics and videos on Xtube!  Wow!
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:59 pm

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 2):
I bet. For me, I have yet to join the club but would love to do it someday.

Hell, I'd bet you'd just love to get some, period...
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:02 am

The Mile High Club doesn't really appeal to me at all.....I like comfort, thank you.....and airplane lavs don't really do it for me.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:25 am

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 4):
Hell, I'd bet you'd just love to get some, period...

 rotfl 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:28 am

Why was that the first thing I thought of when I saw SQ's new Frist Suites?? lol.

I would they could cover the windows. MANY people are going to get lucky on Sq's A380's!
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:39 am

Quoting Evan767 (Reply 6):
As is the case with 50 percent of A.netters.

That seems a little on the low side.

Got a hand job at my seat once. Does that count for associate membership status?
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:10 am

I'm convinced the Mile High Club consists of only four types of people:
Contortionists
Midgets
Multiple Amputees
Flat-out Liars.

There is just barely room in a 757, 737, or MD-80 lav for me by myself, and there is no extra room for someone else in there too.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:14 am

Quoting Evan767 (Reply 6):
As is the case with 50 percent of A.netters.

50%, is that all....  Wink
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:21 am

I screwed in the back left lav on HB-JMA LX A343 ORD-ZRH, March 2004 with my ex-gf. Thats about it.
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:26 am

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 8):
Got a hand job at my seat once. Does that count for associate membership status?

That's Silver status, Blow job is Gold, and a decent shag Platinum/Gold Elite.

In my experience you really need to know the configuration of the aircraft, when the crew downtime is for the flight etc, which is why most mile highs are airline staff.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:46 am

Quoting TSS (Reply 9):
I'm convinced the Mile High Club consists of only four types of people:

You forgot those who like to have sex in grem-ridden, dirty areas where other people have left their bodily functions and remnants thereof and where people generally do not clean up after themselves.

Now add sweat and more bodily secretions...petri dish bonanza.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:37 am

Quoting AerorobNZ (Reply 12):
That's Silver status, Blow job is Gold, and a decent shag Platinum/Gold Elite.

And I guess Bronze would be entering in the "solo" division  Wink.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:53 am

On a leg to PIT last week I got a call from the F/A, she couldn't stop laughing. "A couple just went into the lav". She called back about 10 minutes later to tell us they just came out. I asked what they looked like and she gave the description of "The only young couple on board". There were only about 10 people on board which made this one easy.

We land, get to the gate, and I open the door after the parking break is set. As everybody gets off the plane I watch. They were sitting in the back and exited after everybody. As they approach the door I see them and start a slow clap. Flight attendant looks at them and says, "it's a little cramped back there, was it good?" The captain is laughing his butt off. The girl (fairly attractive, nice rack) gets pissed and runs up the jetway, the guy is embarassed as can be and just stands there in silence before chasing her up the jetway. Man it was funny.  Smile
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:23 am

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 13):
You forgot those who like to have sex in grem-ridden, dirty areas where other people have left their bodily functions and remnants thereof and where people generally do not clean up after themselves.

Now add sweat and more bodily secretions...petri dish bonanza.

i mean really ... how's that *not* any different than a hotel room?
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:47 am

Quoting ZBBYLW (Reply 14):
And I guess Bronze would be entering in the "solo" division

and Ironically, just like the real Bronze Frequent Flyers they'd be wankers.... Wink
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:52 am

It's too late, and I shouldn't be posting this...

I was studying abroad in England and my girlfriend was studying aboard in Italy. We both had connections at ORD to LHR and joined the mile-high-club on AA #66. The cabin was mostly asleep when she convinced me to follow her to the lavatory. I don't recommend this experience to anyone; Ray Fiennes included.

End of story.
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:10 am

Quoting STLGph (Reply 16):
i mean really ... how's that *not* any different than a hotel room?

Difference? Room size, comfort and a hotel is generally cleaner. That and the water on the floor, well it was water. Recycled can still count.  Wink
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:15 am




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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:26 am

Quoting Tsaord (Reply 7):
I would they could cover the windows.

At 37+thousand feet....why would you need the windows covered?
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:47 pm

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 5):
The Mile High Club doesn't really appeal to me at all.....I like comfort, thank you.....and airplane lavs don't really do it for me.



Quoting TSS (Reply 9):

There is just barely room in a 757, 737, or MD-80 lav for me by myself, and there is no extra room for someone else in there too.

Never joined the club, but I'm sure space does make a huge difference. But have you been in the disabled bathrooms on some of the new widebody jets? Those bathrooms are HUGE! You could have an orgy in there.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:15 pm

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 13):
You forgot those who like to have sex in grem-ridden, dirty areas where other people have left their bodily functions and remnants thereof and where people generally do not clean up after themselves.

Now add sweat and more bodily secretions...petri dish bonanza.

How is having sex in the bathroom any more 'health threatening' than using it for it's proper purpose?

Based upon your username I'm thinking you're trying to discourage people from doing it for other reasons!
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:20 pm

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 11):
I screwed in the back left lav on HB-JMA

Eueuww - I've been on that aircraft - fortunately in Biz class so I never had to use that loo. Now I know which one to avoid  Smile
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:03 pm

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 21):
At 37+thousand feet....why would you need the windows covered?

He's talking about the interior windows through which people on the aircraft can see into the suite.
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:21 pm

Quoting Pilotpip (Reply 15):
We land, get to the gate, and I open the door after the parking break is set. As everybody gets off the plane I watch. They were sitting in the back and exited after everybody. As they approach the door I see them and start a slow clap. Flight attendant looks at them and says, "it's a little cramped back there, was it good?" The captain is laughing his butt off. The girl (fairly attractive, nice rack) gets pissed and runs up the jetway, the guy is embarassed as can be and just stands there in silence before chasing her up the jetway. Man it was funny.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:56 pm

Quoting Tsaord (Reply 7):
Why was that the first thing I thought of when I saw SQ's new Frist Suites?? lol.

That was exactly what I was thinking too, isnt it great.  Wink
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:08 pm

Quoting Pilotpip (Reply 15):
On a leg to PIT last week I got a call from the F/A, she couldn't stop laughing. "A couple just went into the lav". She called back about 10 minutes later to tell us they just came out. I asked what they looked like and she gave the description of "The only young couple on board". There were only about 10 people on board which made this one easy.

We land, get to the gate, and I open the door after the parking break is set. As everybody gets off the plane I watch. They were sitting in the back and exited after everybody. As they approach the door I see them and start a slow clap. Flight attendant looks at them and says, "it's a little cramped back there, was it good?" The captain is laughing his butt off. The girl (fairly attractive, nice rack) gets pissed and runs up the jetway, the guy is embarassed as can be and just stands there in silence before chasing her up the jetway. Man it was funny.

Good story. Any crew members have more stories to share.

When I get drop some more weight, I will do it on wide body domestic flight or a red eye.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:15 pm

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 19):
Difference? Room size, comfort and a hotel is generally cleaner. That and the water on the floor, well it was water. Recycled can still count.

Drinking airline coffee most of the time makes me gag a little, nevermind getting nude in the bano. I think sex in most of the lavs I've seen would require a can of Raid, some Purell, and a Navy SEAL.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:18 pm

Quoting TSS (Reply 9):
I'm convinced the Mile High Club consists of only four types of people:

You forgot people who have been to Colorado.
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:18 pm

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 28):
When I get drop some more weight, I will do it on wide body domestic flight or a red eye.

With who?
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:29 pm

Quoting ANother (Reply 30):
You forgot people who have been to Colorado.

Ha...I guess I am a member after all, and it didn't require any antibiotics
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:54 am

Quoting Evan767 (Reply 31):

With who?

With my future g/f.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:17 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 24):
Eueuww - I've been on that aircraft - fortunately in Biz class so I never had to use that loo. Now I know which one to avoid

Right, I was in business too....except that it was less conspicous to go to the back lavs.
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:47 pm

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 11):
I screwed in the back left lav on HB-JMA LX A343 ORD-ZRH, March 2004 with my ex-gf. Thats about it.

Wow, the ratio of remembered detail here... fascinating. Reveals a lot about your personality, really, as a typical a-nutter...

I mean, practically a line full of details about the plane and two words about the woman??  Wink
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:51 pm

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 33):
With my future g/f.

Does she know yet ? Have you sent her the traditional snowglobe ?
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:43 pm

I thought of the same thing the second I saw the suites on SQ and the 380. Seriously though. I was sitting next to someone on the employee shuttle bus to the terminal to commute to CLT and was talking to a non rev who somehow managed to get us on the subject of such actions. Well this fellow claimed he did it in the lav of a Dash 8-100 (Piedmont) and well, I cannot even stand up strait and pull it out to piss in there and trhis guy claims him and another person got in there to get it on. XC'mon now!
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:50 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 36):

Does she know yet ? Have you sent her the traditional snowglobe ?

 laughing   rotfl  HAHA wow thanks for that, that made my day!
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:33 am

Quoting N710PS (Reply 37):
I thought of the same thing the second I saw the suites on SQ and the 380. Seriously though. I was sitting next to someone on the employee shuttle bus to the terminal to commute to CLT and was talking to a non rev who somehow managed to get us on the subject of such actions. Well this fellow claimed he did it in the lav of a Dash 8-100 (Piedmont) and well, I cannot even stand up strait and pull it out to piss in there and this guy claims him and another person got in there to get it on. XC'mon now!

How tall was this guy and his g/f? If she was small (i'm talking 4'9-5'2) they could have succeeded in such actions. I would like to know the roomiest lav in econ class.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:18 am

Why can we ever get a T.R on here with this included?



I can see it now.


PHX-SFO-LHR on UA, Joining the Mile High Club (with pics)

I wonder how many times that would get viewed?
 
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:23 am

Quoting SiouxATC (Reply 40):

I can see it now.


PHX-SFO-LHR on UA, Joining the Mile High Club (with pics)

I wonder how many times that would get viewed?

So can I. It would be one helluva a story.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:50 am

Quoting Metroliner (Reply 35):
I mean, practically a line full of details about the plane and two words about the woman??

You know, the sad thing is, I don't think most of the people here cared about the woman, just the plane!
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:57 am

Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 42):

You know, the sad thing is, I don't think most of the people here cared about the woman, just the plane!

I beg to differ as 9 times out of 10 it is people who are in a relationship, not just a hook up.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:09 am

Good God... Now why did I think that you people would never do the Nasty on a plane? I never thought the Mile High Club was so populated and frequently joined.. Damn, I'm quite the slow one... Now you nasties have opened up a whole thought process for me to overcome...  Smile
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MCOflyer
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:19 am

Quoting LASOctoberB6 (Reply 44):
Good God... Now why did I think that you people would never do the Nasty on a plane? I never thought the Mile High Club was so populated and frequently joined.. Damn, I'm quite the slow one... Now you nasties have opened up a whole thought process for me to overcome.

Same goes for me when I find a women brave enough to do this colorful event. I will not attempt in a CRJ but rather a Airbus for spaciousness of the cabin. Wait that is a narrow body, I need a good ole 777A of UA.

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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:12 am

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 39):
How tall was this guy and his g/f? If she was small (i'm talking 4'9-5'2) they could have succeeded in such actions. I would like to know the roomiest lav in econ class.

I doubt it very highly. Trust me, the Dash 8 lav is really really really small. I have problems standing alone in there. There is no chance in hell. Anyone who has actually ventured to try to take a leak in a dash lav will attest to it. It is hard enough to get in there as it is wedged between the "galley" and flight deck door.
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:05 am

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 23):
How is having sex in the bathroom any more 'health threatening' than using it for it's proper purpose?

Never said it was 'health threatening'. Your words, not mine. I just said, it was a dirty, germ ridden area (based on what I have seen). If that is where you want to have sex for the mystique of it? Go right ahead.

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 23):
Based upon your username I'm thinking you're trying to discourage people from doing it for other reasons!

Hardly. I could give a rat's ass who does what (or whom) in the lavs. Just be courteous to the next person and clean up after yourself. Big grin
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:16 am

so can anyone describe the fetish with joining the mile high club?
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RE: Joining The Mile High Club

Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:01 pm

Quoting N710PS (Reply 37):
Well this fellow claimed he did it in the lav of a Dash 8-100 (Piedmont) and well, I cannot even stand up strait and pull it out to piss in there and trhis guy claims him and another person got in there to get it on.

I call BS on that one too...having had the same problem as you, but on a SAAB 340, where I had to contort myself into the toilet and was lucky not to actually piss on myself in the process!!!

I think we all had the same thoughts when seeing the SQ suites.... I could imagine a TR with pics would burn the Anet servers from the overload....  rotfl 

Haven't joined the club myself but did witness how it's done on a QF 747 flying from LAX to SYD one night. I came out of the rear lav and a guy went in, next thing this woman came running down the aisle and jumped in there with him. She was obviously watching which one he got. About 30 minutes later they returned to their seats across from me..the guy had a very satisfied smile on his face..hahaha.

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