dsmflyer
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Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:45 pm

Public bathroom, of course.

http://www.gazetteonline.com/apps/pb...=/20071025/NEWS/71025009/1001/NEWS

Quote:
A Cedar Rapids man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after police said he was found in a compromising position with an inflatable doll in a public restroom.
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According to the criminal complaint, the man had his pants down “lying next to an anatomically correct inflatable doll.”


Kinky.
 
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:55 pm

of course it doesn't mention if the doll is a man or a woman.
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:00 pm

Quoting DSMflyer (Thread starter):
A Cedar Rapids man was arrested Wednesday afternoon

Another republican?  stirthepot   stirthepot 
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:02 pm

Quoting DSMflyer (Thread starter):
Cedar Rapids

Obviously, I've neglected the fly-over states for far too long.
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JGPH1A
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:03 pm

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 2):
Another republican?

I don't think inflatable dolls are allowed to register, but if they were, you can bet they'd vote Republican.
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trekster
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:12 pm

Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Just wondering as people can now go laugh at him etc
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:32 pm

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Maybe so other people with that name don't have their families thinking hes been getting it on with blow up dolls in restrooms?

Just a thought  Wink

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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:33 pm

Hey, I better send a note to my daughter!

I can almost see this guy's need for a blow up doll . . . it's Cedar Rapids! If all you had to pick from was the local pig farmer's daughter - that outweighs probably most of the livestock - then a blowup doll seems the proper choice!

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Personally, I prefer to know where the weirdos are living. This clown lives at 8th Ave SW in CID. I know the general location. Fortunately, far enough from my daughter's place I'm convinced he's not a threat.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 1):
of course it doesn't mention if the doll is a man or a woman.

Only Gavin would think of this.  silly 
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:43 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 7):

perhaps you know of a few good Cedar Rapids hotels where this type of activity is much more ... enjoyable?
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:46 pm

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Just wondering as people can now go laugh at him etc

You may have answered your own question  Wink


Seriously though, what a nutjob - in PUBLIC...!
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:57 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 9):
Seriously though, what a nutjob - in PUBLIC...!

Whereas as your own relationship with "Dolores" is so much more, ahem, discreet ?  Smile
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:16 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
Whereas as your own relationship with "Dolores" is so much more, ahem, discreet ?

Oh jeez, I left myself open to that one didn't I  Embarrassment

I am in no need of any such dolls, my beauty goes before me to delight those honoured with my presence. Doll - who do you think I am... MYT332?  Wow!  Wink
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:17 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
my beauty goes before me to delight those honoured with my presence.

To clear a wide, empty path, more like.

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
Doll - who do you think I am... MYT332?

Alex prefers Action Man to Dolores.
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:21 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
To clear a wide, empty path, more like.

Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
Alex prefers Action Man to Dolores.

My my, 'Action Man'... so that's what you like him to call you!  Wink
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trekster
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:37 pm

hmmmmmmmmm

Thats all i shall say on the subject Dan and JGP
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:43 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Something tells me you should lay off the fast food then  Wink

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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:46 pm

Quoting Trekster (Reply 14):
Dan and JGP

Don't link my name to his - I have a reputation to maintain !
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:48 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Not from what i hear Wink
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:56 pm

Quoting Trekster (Reply 14):
mmmmmmmmm

Thats all i shall say on the subject Dan and JGP

Terrible man  Wink  duck 

Quoting TupolevTu154 (Reply 15):
Something tells me you should lay off the fast food then

But, it just tastes so nice!

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 16):

Don't link my name to his - I have a reputation to maintain !

Yes, he's not used to being spoken about with such elevated company  Wink

Quoting Trekster (Reply 17):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Not from what i hear

Sources, sources - who hath broken the vow of silence!  grumpy 
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:58 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 18):
Sources, sources - who hath broken the vow of silence! grumpy

I shall not give out the name of the, "thing" that told me  Wink
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:00 pm

Quoting Trekster (Reply 19):
I shall not give out the name of the, "thing" that told me

Argh, the vile side affects of too much alcohol on one's ability to select attractive members of the opposite species is so very annoying
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:01 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 20):
Argh, the vile side affects of too much alcohol on one's ability to select attractive members of the opposite species is so very annoying

I WAS ONLY JOKING

You actually did it lol

Guys, he admitted it  Smile
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:05 pm

Quoting Trekster (Reply 21):
I WAS ONLY JOKING

You actually did it lol

Guys, he admitted it

Admit what, I deny everything!
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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:23 pm

Any Boston Legal fans will know that it is in the closet with a blow up doll of your boss!



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RE: Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:34 pm

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 2):
Another republican?

WHAMMY!!!!! Big grin
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