Boston92
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The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:23 pm

"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"
 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:26 pm

Although really funny, I would not say it is quite the best 5 seconds of my life.
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:26 pm

I want my 5 seconds back
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:30 pm

Quoting ZBBYLW (Reply 1):



Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 2):

Oh C'mon! Big grin
"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"
 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:38 pm

How about the best 2m43s of your life?

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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:40 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 4):
How about the best 2m43s of your life?

Haha, I watched the whole video.

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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:18 pm

Quoting UAL757 (Reply 5):
Haha, I watched the whole video.



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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:42 pm

Hmm, no, this rates pretty low in my list of 'best five second events' during my life. For example, the five second burp I took shortly after dinner this evening.  Wink


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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:51 pm

The last time I sank it slowly in the wife.
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:55 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 8):
The last time I sank it slowly in the wife.

 yes 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:58 pm

Quoting Boston92 (Thread starter):
The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Then it seems as if you haven't experienced the launch on Top Thrill Dragster, which conveniently happens to be about 4 to 5 seconds.  biggrin  .
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:07 pm

The best five seconds of my life involve my magic stick  duck 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:36 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 8):
The last time I sank it slowly in the wife.

But surely that's not just five seconds...
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:47 pm

Here's an actress from UK soap Hollyoaks doing her best impression of that odd rodent!



That's as far as her acting ability goes.
 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:47 pm

Seriously, WTF?  Confused

The five seconds I spent scratching my head at this thread were far more enjoyable than the thread itself. I've had countless five-second periods of ecstasy in my life, but none of them involved startled chipmunks and ominous music.

Although I'll admit involuntarily stupid faces were sometimes made during those brief moments of bliss. Big grin
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:04 pm

I imagine this is better than the five plus seconds of hysterical laughter in your face when you try to explain how the Patriots didn't cheat, but seriously, even you have to have something better than this.
 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:14 pm

Quoting WellHung (Reply 15):
I imagine this is better than the five plus seconds of hysterical laughter in your face when you try to explain how the Patriots didn't cheat, but seriously, even you have to have something better than this

Yeah, the video I posted is almost as ridiculous and stupid as your user profile.
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:34 pm

:03 thru :08  Big grin

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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:04 pm

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 17):

Now, my video was obviously a joke, but you nailed that one; BEST 5 seconds of my life.

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"Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?"
 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:34 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 15):
I imagine this is better than the five plus seconds of hysterical laughter in your face when you try to explain how the Patriots didn't cheat, but seriously, even you have to have something better than this.

Well hello, Wellington: As you have told me in an IM, you're only here to entertain yerself. Same here. Thing is, the Patriots have payed their penance for the videogate. Any team that has steroid abusers cheats too. That makes all of them. Pats included, with Rodney Harrison being the latest cheater. So, what's your point? They all cheat, they all pay the price.

Price paid, let's move on.
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:19 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 17):
:03 thru :08

Touche.  bigthumbsup 
 
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RE: The Best 5 Seconds Of Your Life!

Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:27 am

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 8):

Able to keep it up a whole 5 seconds in your hold age, eh Johnny?  Silly
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