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Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:28 pm

Quoting Daily Mail:
Most parents like to pull out all the stops to make a child's 16th birthday as memorable as possible.
But having a female stripper surprise your son in front of his teacher in class would not feature on many wish-lists. Yet that's what happened when one woman booked a special performer for her son's big day.
But - thanks to what has been put down as a booking error - a female stripper turned up in place of the gorilla-suited man the unnamed mother had apparently asked for. The stripper, who arrived on cue halfway through the lesson, first walked the birthday boy around the classroom on all fours. Then, gyrating to the sounds of Britney Spears, she spanked him before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv..._article_id=492329&in_page_id=1770

 rotfl  That will certainly be more memorable than the mother had expected it to be.
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:35 pm

If that was me, I would have died of embarrassment!  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:55 pm

I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:58 pm

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At that point, the teacher - who had not been told what the surprise would entail - called an immediate end to the show.

So, let me see if I've got this right.

The teacher is filming the class, when a stripper, dressed as a policewoman, turns up.

She
1 - Makes the boy walk round on all fours
2 - "Gyrates", then spanks him
3 - Strips to her underwear
4 - "Makes" the boy rub cream over her body

Then he stops it! scratchchin 

Well, I seriously hope for the teacher's sake that the film goes missing. Even without the film, that's probably one teaching career finished.
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:07 pm

Why didn't the stripper realize that there was a mistake? Come on, you should know better not to do such an 'act' in a school full of minors. Sounds like she was a dumb as a fence post.
You should also have strict rules as to visitors in or on the property of most schools, as we do in the USA, to keep out perverts and non-custodial parents.
And yes, the teacher, along with some administrator should get booted too for allowing this trespass of the school property by a stranger and the behavior of the 'entertainer'. Now did the guy in the gorilla suit go to someplace expecting a stripper?
 
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:12 pm

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2):
I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....

The mother ordered a bloke in a gorilla suit, but the agency mixed it up, so IMO it was not the mother's fault. I think the agency will get sued.

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 4):
Now did the guy in the gorilla suit go to someplace expecting a stripper?

This gives "spanking the monkey" a whole new meaning...  Wink

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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:48 pm

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2):
I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....

Why? I wish my mom hooked it up like that for me when I hit 16!
 
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:58 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 6):

 biggrin 

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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:16 pm

I bet whoever ordered the stripper was a little disappointed, though!
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:21 pm

Quoting KROC (Reply 6):
Why? I wish my mom hooked it up like that for me when I hit 16!

I'm sure your mom is a great lady, but she is not a miracle worker  Wink
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:34 pm

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 4):
Why didn't the stripper realize that there was a mistake?

She must have some HUGE testicles to perform to underage kids in A SCHOOL. Wow. Hats off to that.
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:02 pm

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2):
I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....

I would too.....she should have requested Madonna instead as the background music...

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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:27 pm

All I got for my 16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:52 am

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 10):
She must have some HUGE testicles to perform to underage kids in A SCHOOL.

My god, I would hope not!
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:59 am

...So what would the gorilla have done?  eek   eyepopping   scared   cry   no 
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:24 am

Quoting Graphic (Reply 14):
...So what would the gorilla have done?

And even more importantly, what was the reaction of the guys who got the gorilla instead of the stripper???
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:14 am

Quoting Homer71 (Reply 12):
16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...

Damn, it why dont I have such Liberal parents  grumpy  , Belive it or not this is the first time such a thing has happened, I was watching Oprah once  embarrassed  and I saw a story about where both the parents agreed on having a stripper for the 16 year old's birthday. I'm not surprised at all, although this is a little unique in that it happened at school
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:22 am

Great idea, great mother Big grin
 
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:55 am

Quoting Homer71 (Reply 12):
All I got for my 16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...

Same as me dammit! Although my Grandmother later presented me with a large scale (I forget which size) B-52 model which my Dad and I had a great time putting together. A B-52 model AND a Stripper? Now that would have been a memorable 16th birthday!
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:34 am

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 9):
I'm sure your mom is a great lady, but she is not a miracle worker Wink

Ouch.  rotfl 
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RE: Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom

Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:36 am

Is this common for Birthday celebrations  Smile
Some Parents are really dumb.
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