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The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:19 pm

You are as worthless as my grandmother's left TEAT!
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:25 pm



Quoting Graphic (Thread starter):
You are as worthless as my grandmother's left TEAT!

You fail...

 Wink
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graphic
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:29 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 1):

You fail...

This is you:
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:30 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 1):

You fail...

Don't be so hard on the boy. After all, he is dumber than a box of rocks.......
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:48 pm

Well, I suppose that "Ho, ho, ho" is now an insult  Yeah sure : Politically Correct Santa's? (by CastleIsland Nov 15 2007 in Non Aviation)


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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:57 pm



Quoting Graphic (Reply 2):
This is you:

Ouch - at least I'm not a Lada!  Wink
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:59 pm

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Did you ever read on your birth certificate that life is fair? Thats cause its not there.
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:22 pm



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 3):
Don't be so hard on the boy. After all, he is dumber than a box of rocks.......

But at least I'm not a Thrashers fan.
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:34 pm



Quoting Graphic (Thread starter):
You are as worthless as my grandmother's left TEAT!

Definately not the brightest bulb on the tree!


 candle 
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:40 pm



Quoting Graphic (Reply 7):
But at least I'm not a Thrashers fan.

Hey, they're 9-4-0 since Hartley got fired after starting the season 0-6-0. Hey, it could be worse, I could be a Sabres fan....
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:43 pm



Quoting DLPMMM (Reply 8):
Definately not the brightest bulb on the tree!

Nor the sharpest pencil in the School Box . . .

The longest screw driver in the toolbox . . .

A V-8 operating on 6 cylinders . ..

A Few French Fries short of a Happy Meal . . .

Elevator goes to the top floor, the door just don't open on arrival . . .

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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:16 pm



Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):

The lights are on, but nobody's home....

A few bricks short of a load....

A few sandwiches short of a picnic.....

As useless as tits on a bull.....
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:22 am



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 11):

And the biggest insult....

Being an American  duck 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:20 am



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):

GKirk,

I'll take that as a Compliment!  bigthumbsup 

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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:16 pm



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):

I didn't want to take this tact, but you forced me to you.....

 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:30 pm



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):

That's funny coming from the guy whose name is listed as synonymous for dumbass in the thesaurus.
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:50 pm

GKirk, your wife called. She says "Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:50 pm



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):
And the biggest insult....

Being an American

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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:12 pm



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):
And the biggest insult....

Being an American  duck 

Another retort just for you Kirkie....

 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:23 am



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 18):

Dont bring trainspotting into it or il have to break out britney spears and then the competition is over.

Fred
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:08 am



Quoting Flipdewaf (Reply 19):

Dont bring trainspotting into it or il have to break out britney spears and then the competition is over.

Oh Really?



Check and mate.
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:00 pm

Sandwich short of a picnic.

Tomato short of a salad.
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:02 pm

*curses to everyone on this thread in American Sign Language*  rotfl 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:31 pm



Quoting Graphic (Reply 20):
Check and mate.

Oh yeah?





Check mate, plus a bit extra.
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:58 pm





It's not a near miss it's a near hit!!
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:01 pm

You are a walking argument for birth control..................................
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:03 pm



Quoting Graphic (Reply 20):
Oh Really?



Check and mate.

what you talking about? Thats cool!  goodvibes 

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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:25 pm

Strong, like bear. Smart, like tractor.
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:32 pm

A few tacos short of a combo platter....
Not the brightest bulb in the marquee....

Speaking of holiday insults, whatever happened to Thanksgiving? I seem to recall some holiday about eating some kind of bird and football or something. During my TV watching last night, all I saw was Christmas shopping ads. Isn't it still November or is that Thanksgiving thing just not celebrated in America anymore?
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:33 pm



Quoting Seb146 (Reply 28):
Speaking of holiday insults, whatever happened to Thanksgiving

but a speedbumb on the way to Christmas.  biggrin 
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:40 pm

A few nuts short of the full peice of shit.
There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
 
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:35 pm

A window licker

Message too short
The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand.


Vary true
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RE: The Holiday Insult Thread

Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:04 pm

A few bats shy of a Belfry.
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