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What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:40 pm

You types should know the drill by now...



...what say you?
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:42 pm

Hot, untill you see the tattoo.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:44 pm

Down right fugly in my opinion. Not all all what I look for in a woman.


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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:45 pm

Part of me says "I'd want to", and the other part says "I don't think just one condom would provide adequate protection".
 
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:46 pm

She needs a spanking. Yes, I could do without the tattoo. BTW, is that even real? it looks like magic marker
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:05 pm

I would issue a comment on her appearance and her music, though I do not wish to be banned. Therefore, I'll just second PlymSpotter's assessment:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 2):
Down right fugly in my opinion. Not all all what I look for in a woman.

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:35 pm

I only liked her album cover on her first album.
I can't stand the fake look she adopted after her first record.
Music? If that's what you want to call it, I don't like it. Then again, I can't stand rap anyway.



ShyFlyer:
Why would you be banned for giving your opinion of Lil' Kim?
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:47 pm



Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 4):
BTW, is that even real?

Nope

Quoting Superfly (Reply 7):
her album cover on her first album

Agreed
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:53 pm

For what it's worth. I would.

 

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:00 pm



Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 8):
Agreed

Me and ConcordeBoy liking the same lady?
 Wow!
Now that is scary!

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:11 pm



Quoting Superfly (Reply 7):
Why would you be banned for giving your opinion of Lil' Kim?

I don't think the language I would use would be tolerated by the moderating staff.  blush 
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:30 pm

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 11):
I don't think the language I would use would be tolerated by the moderating staff.

You must really have a strong opinion of her then. She isn't controversial in any way or form. Like most current pop music, her music is lame and she looks like any other glamorous celebrity. Not sure how any of those qualities could drive someone to have such a strong feeling that could get them kicked off a discussion forum.
What is it about her that's got your goat?
Could you even try to explain?

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:37 pm



Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
You must really have a strong opinion of her then. She isn't controversial in any way or form. Like most current pop music, her music is lame and she looks like any other glamorous celebrity. Not sure how any of those qualities could drive someone to have such a strong feeling that could get them kicked of a discussion forum.
What is it about her that's got your goat?
Could you even try to explain?

I couldn't, which is I'll keep my viewpoint simple.

I don't care who you are, but after a session at the pub, and if she was wanting to come back to my place, I would definitely say "Hell Yes!"

OK, she may be a washed out singer. Sod that!, I challenge any straight man to turn her down for a one off.  Smile

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:45 pm

She did a magazine, GQ I think, a few years ago. She did the photo shoot in a cat suit. That was pretty hot, and I am not into short women.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 10):

Me and ConcordeBoy liking the same lady?

Um, only I think he would just prefer to go shoe shopping with her  Wink
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:58 pm

Apologize for naivety but isnt her real name like ... uuu Doug or Mike if you know what I mean ?  Wink
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:10 am



Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 13):
I challenge any straight man to turn her down for a one off.

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Quoting N1120A (Reply 14):
Um, only I think he would just prefer to go shoe shopping with her

...and bitch about men.  Silly

Quoting N1120A (Reply 14):
I am not into short women.

I didn't know she was short. I love short chicks, but I prefer them to be on the chubby/curvy side.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:13 am


I like this album cover, she looks so damn sexy there. Tell you one thing, I think I would like to pour that bottle of expensive champagne over head. That would do it for me, date over. Big grin
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:17 am



Quoting Superfly (Reply 16):
I love short chicks, but I prefer them to be on the chubby/curvy side.

She is 4'11". She is definitely not chubby, but she is curvy.

Quoting AGM100 (Reply 15):
Apologize for naivety but isnt her real name like ... uuu Doug or Mike if you know what I mean ?

No
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:38 am



Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
Could you even try to explain?

Nah. I may be feeling ornery today, but not that ornery.  Wink

Suffice it to say, I choose to take the high road. She is not my cup of tea.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:46 am



Quoting N1120A (Reply 18):
She is definitely not chubby

I certianly know that but damn, I had no idea she was THAT short.


This was the image that didn't come through in post #10.



Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 19):
Suffice it to say, I choose to take the high road. She is not my cup of tea.

Or maybe you're just full of it.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:54 am



Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
She isn't controversial in any way or form.

What about when her boys were in a shootout and she pretended that she didn't know them even though witness's and a camera proved that she was there and rode with them?


http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1505262/20050706/lil_kim.jhtml

I think that she's hot. But she's ghetto with attitude. I don't mind ghetto (I've dated a few) but any women with attitude go's flying out the door with the first "Ohhh nooo. I know you diiiidn't."

Same with ghetto slut Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez who burned down her boyfriend's mansion and later died in Honduras. She was hot, but....
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:05 am



Quoting N1120A (Reply 14):
Um, only I think he would just prefer to go shoe shopping with her

...which means you're truly as dumb as I've always told people-- considering that I'd rather disembowel myself with a spoon than go shopping for anything. I ~HATE~ shopping.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 16):
but I prefer them to be on the chubby/curvy side

Hmm, at one point, she might've done it for you then....

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:14 am



Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 21):

...which means you're truly as dumb as I've always told people-- considering that I'd rather disembowel myself with a spoon than go shopping for anything. I ~HATE~ shopping.

Ah, that explains the wardrobe.  Silly
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:18 am

Fugly, no class, and looks horrible in purple. Even if she does have a tit hanging out...

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:41 am



Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 20):
What about when her boys were in a shootout and she pretended that she didn't know them even though witness's and a camera proved that she was there and rode with them?

I knew nothing about that. Then again, I am out of the loop in terms of what goes on down in Hollywood.

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 20):
I don't mind ghetto (I've dated a few)

Even I wouldn't do that. Ghetto attitude is a HUGE turn off for me.

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 21):
Hmm, at one point, she might've done it for you then....

Hmmmmm..  scratchchin 

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 21):
...which means you're truly as dumb as I've always told people--

Now wait a minute, I thought you two were friends.  confused 
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:33 am



Quoting Superfly (Reply 24):
I knew nothing about that.

That's why she recently went to jail for about a year... she's been laying low and working on her new album and her figure (that overweight pic I showed you is her immediately after being released from jail).

Quoting Superfly (Reply 24):
Now wait a minute, I thought you two were friends.

Why are cher, why would you think otherwise?  Smile
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:26 am

She is ri-gawd-dam-diculous, dependably tacky, and a bit of a moron when it comes to covering up illegal activities. And that's why I love her a little bit.

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/lil_kim/index.html

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 8):
For what it's worth. I would.

There is more airbrushing in that picture than a Jo Ann Crafts convention Silly I think the reality, with or without the mile long weave, might be a bit of a let down.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:13 am



Quoting MSYtristar (Reply 3):
Part of me says "I'd want to", and the other part says "I don't think just one condom would provide adequate protection".

Five might not be enough!

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
She isn't controversial in any way or form.

No, maybe not controversial, but did time.


Sorry, she's got a nice bod, but if I want a real bad girl, I'll take Gina Gershon any day of the week.  Smile
 
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Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:37 am

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:39 am

Oops, accidentally cut this off. Well, she looks good in some pictures but I would have to pass on her.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:18 am

Didn´t she had her 15 minutes of fame ten years ago ?????????? I can´t recall to have read, heard anything about her but I am not into Rap anyway......
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:53 am



Quoting Columba (Reply 30):
I can´t recall to have read, heard anything about her

...that's obviously more an issue on your end-- as, like her or not, she's still one of the biggest names (particularly in her genre) of current American music.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:10 am



Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 31):
like her or not, she's still one of the biggest names (particularly in her genre) of current American music.

Considering the other crap out there, that isn't saying much.  Sad
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:21 am



Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 31):
..that's obviously more an issue on your end-- as, like her or not, she's still one of the biggest names (particularly in her genre) of current American music.

Most of the music I listen to comes from America but I am more of a rock and blues guy still I thought that there are other names especially in Rap right now that are much bigger.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 32):
Considering the other crap out there, that isn't saying much. Sad

Still better what Germany has to offer:

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:03 pm



Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 31):
she's still one of the biggest names (particularly in her genre) of current American music.

Really?

Based on what?

Seriously, I'm out of that loop...record sales, poster sales, slutty outfits, indictments, earnings, chart standing, concert sales, what?

That's not American "music" BTW either, IMHO.
 
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:12 pm



Quoting Slider (Reply 34):
That's not American "music" BTW either, IMHO.

I like some rap but she's just crap, no pun intended. She's one of the archetypical rappers that just raps about her wealth and how she out-sluts Paris Hilton. Not really the Thoreau of the rap world.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:20 pm



Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 5):
would issue a comment on her appearance and her music, though I do not wish to be banned. Therefore, I'll just second PlymSpotter's assessment:

This quote says it all!
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:45 pm



Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 35):
She's one of the archetypical rappers that just raps about her wealth and how she out-sluts Paris Hilton. Not really the Thoreau of the rap world.

Ah, a fine upstanding young lady pure as the wind driven snow. Gotcha.

I wonder what her take is on Don Imus. LOL
 
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:51 pm



Quoting Slider (Reply 37):
Ah, a fine upstanding young lady pure as the wind driven snow.

Oh yeah. Definitely.

"How Many Licks"

[Sisqo]
Hold up
So what you're saying is, oh
(Niggaz got me pissed like Lil' Kim)
You want to get freaky again, aight
A-ooh-ah-ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Lil' Kim]
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

[Sisqo]
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Cause I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
[*Moans*] Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
[*sexual sounds*]
Alright nigga, that's enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggaz do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:16 pm

Like I said...Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs. Love it!

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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:20 pm

I'd hit it.. Then deny it till the day I died.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:40 am

She actually lives in my town -- on top of a hill in a huge house in an isolated part of town.....you can't even really see it from the street, though -- it's gated off and hidden by tons of landscaping...
 
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:29 pm



Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 40):

Did she borrow Michael Jackson's nose and cheeks?
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:39 pm



Quoting Scbriml (Reply 43):
Did she borrow Michael Jackson's nose and cheeks?

....and possibly her wig.
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RE: What Do You Think Of Lil' Kim?

Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:20 pm

Annoying, crude, vulgar and not that attractive.

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