I only recently discovered the Onion tv news. I'm kind of amazed at how much more they cross the line with these stories than with the printed version, which suddenly seems quite "tame"...
Anyway, here are four brilliant ones:
This one is just so wrong...(check out the headlines at the bottom too)
Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane
Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career
Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays
And the funniest (I think) for last (now that I have kids):
Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas