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Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe)

Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:20 pm

I only recently discovered the Onion tv news. I'm kind of amazed at how much more they cross the line with these stories than with the printed version, which suddenly seems quite "tame"...

Anyway, here are four brilliant ones:

This one is just so wrong...(check out the headlines at the bottom too)


Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

#2

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

#3

Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

And the funniest (I think) for last (now that I have kids):
#4

Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas
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RE: Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe)

Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:31 pm

Hilarious - thanks for sharing. Love the scrolling news at the bottom too.  biggrin 
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RE: Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe)

Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:40 pm

Haha, the al Qaeda one was the funniest for me.
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RE: Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe)

Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:56 pm

I thought the funniest one was the Congressional Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007...OMG!
 
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RE: Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe

Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:10 pm

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RE: Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe)

Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:58 pm



Quoting Slider (Reply 3):
I thought the funniest one was the Congressional Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007...OMG!

Well, that one was hilarious too, but already posted (which I found out when I did a search for "onion" to see if anyone had posted these yet...)
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RE: Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe)

Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:03 pm

I'm not normally one to open and forward video content, but the Onion's coverage of the latest "Ninja Parade" is absolutely priceless:


Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

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