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The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:56 am

So...fess up....after reading that dreadful thread about the gay man flirting in the sauna in a most obvious way....how do you flirt?? Never mind if you're straight/Bi/Gay...how do you do it??

Me???? Ah well, I was always the strong silent type who believed that the best way to attract a woman's attention was to ignore them...but nowadays I have found that not wearing a wedding ring (I am always breaking mine through rock-climbing, kayaking or other adventurous pursuits) is all that is needed to attract dirty MILFs....have to beat them off with a stick sometimes!!  Wink
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:59 am

I get my harem of female co-workers (most of whom are rather attractive) to complain about their boyfriends and/or husbands via carefully crafted conversation. Works like a charm every time. I know that's going way past breaking the guy code, but so be it.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:52 am

Jafa,
Here are some guidelines for you. These have been screened by Fox TV as being safe.



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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:55 am

Licking my eyebrows. It attracts their attention
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:04 am

When you are as handsome as I am, all you have to do is walk into a room, and immediately get the feeling that all women present are undressing me with their eyes.

Sometimes it makes me very uncomfortable, as I believe they want me to do something that is still illegal in parts of this country.

Does this happen to others?
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:09 am



Quoting Aaron747 (Reply 1):

That one works for me as well..........
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:06 am

Jafa,
This link is to a short instructional film that I'm sure will benefit you. It addresses your challenges directly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZTR6w-FTM&feature=related
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:58 am



Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 6):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZTR6w-FTM&feature=related

 rotfl   rotfl 

Thats funny Big grin

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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:51 pm

I get accused of flirting all the time even though I'm not, so I have no idea how to consciously "flirt" on purpose.  Confused

I just smile, introduce myself, then get whoever talking about their self and let nature take it's course. Big grin
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:54 pm



Quoting 747438 (Reply 3):
Licking my eyebrows. It attracts their attention

LMAO......

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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:12 pm



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
When you are as handsome as I am, all you have to do is walk into a room, and immediately get the feeling that all women present are undressing me with their eyes.

You're getting as snotty as WellHung now.
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:42 pm



Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
have to beat them off with a stick sometimes!!

Hey, whatever turns you on...

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Does this happen to others?

...and then you woke up and smelled the toast burning  rotfl 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:46 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 11):
Hey, whatever turns you on...

...JGP can satisfy you for 5 Euros and a lift back to the docks. Big grin
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:50 pm



Quoting 747438 (Reply 3):
Licking my eyebrows. It attracts their attention

Brilliant, just brilliant.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:51 pm



Quoting Banco (Reply 12):
...JGP can satisfy you for 5 Euros and a lift back to the docks.

Tsk tsk. YOU know better than that - your account runs into well over 7 figures. Prompt settlement (bullion transfer or bearer bonds) would oblige.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:57 pm

I honestly don't know if I flirt or not. If I am, I must not be doing it right.  boggled 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:05 pm

I just talk. Having an English accent here in CA is the greatest flirting asset any guy could have. Although occasionally it's mistaken for Australian, which I just don't understand.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:38 pm



Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 6):
This link is to a short instructional film that I'm sure will benefit you. It addresses your challenges directly.

Salvation!!!! Thank you kevin!!
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:17 pm



Quoting Bagpiper (Reply 10):
You're getting as snotty as WellHung now.

Aren't cheap insults like that ban-worthy?  Wink

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 11):
and then you woke up and smelled the toast burning

No, it was the 'rubber' burning.  Wink
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:20 pm



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 18):
No, it was the 'rubber' burning.

I've told you before, you have to unplug the "toys" before going to sleep - one day they'll short out and kill you.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:41 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):
I've told you before, you have to unplug the "toys" before going to sleep - one day they'll short out and kill you.

Which begets another questions, can we use them in the hot tub?
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:47 pm



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 16):
I just talk. Having an English accent here in CA is the greatest flirting asset any guy could have. Although occasionally it's mistaken for Australian, which I just don't understand.

Works a treat everytime, that's how I got talking to my American Fiance, especially when I slipped her an invite to the Officers' Wardroom on a British Warship!

The only problem I have in New Jersey (especially the University town of New Brunswick) is young males taking offence when their girlfriends notice my English friends' accents. I always tell the angry guys that we are from Australia or New Zealand, then when they insult those countries I don't get offended.

Quoting Banco (Reply 12):
...JGP can satisfy you for 5 Euros and a lift back to the docks.

Reminds me of a time I was drunk in a bar in Dubai, I was very young and naiive so when this gorgeous Russian girl started talking to me I was amazed. Everything I said to her was witty, and interesting (or so her face told me) I couldn't believe my luck. I was on fire, I was Roger Moore, I was Sean Connery, I was Daniel Craig.
I then asked her what she did for work in Dubai, she said "Sex for money.".....
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:22 pm

I'm gonna pussy out here. I've got no need to flirt, as the good wife will do everything including swing from the chandelier (twice, if necessary).

There are plenny of hot chicks at work, but all I gotta do is ask the good wife if I can "finish myself off" and "can I think about that tall chick with the big butt at work I was tellin' you about?"

"Sure" is the answer I always get.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:24 pm



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 22):

I'm CastleIsland's wife, and I approved this message. tongue 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:41 pm



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 22):



Quoting LogansGirl (Reply 23):

 rotfl  DUDE Logan, you are the master, I am not worthy, even thought that's borderline TMI, you showoff  tongue 

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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:56 pm



Quoting LogansGirl (Reply 23):
I'm CastleIsland's wife

How can we be sure?

Quoting DavestanKSAN (Reply 24):
DUDE Logan, you are the master, I am not worthy

Possibly you are.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:02 am



Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 25):
What if CI is posting as Logans Girl? Could this all be an illusion?

Dude....anyone ever tell you thinking is bad for ya?  Wink
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:07 am



Quoting TSS (Reply 8):
I get accused of flirting all the time even though I'm not, so I have no idea how to consciously "flirt" on purpose.

Same here. I do not like to flirt at work but it happens. Trust me, my boss accuses me of it and laughs everytime.

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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:21 am



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 16):
Having an English accent here in CA is the greatest flirting asset any guy could have

I've been blessed with being able to convincingly fake any accent (usually there's a phrase which sounds right in just one accent, so I start off with that mentally and work from there). Usually showing off that talent only works on nerds like me, but if I'm looking for a one-night stand I'll stick with one accent and make up some lame ass backstory. Oh I'm evil.

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 16):
Although occasionally it's mistaken for Australian, which I just don't understand

Especially since most Americans can pick out a Minnesoootan or Bastonian, a Noo Yawker or like, Californians dude.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:22 am



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 20):
Which begets another questions, can we use them in the hot tub?

Go ahead. Please post pics of the results  Smile

Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 25):
What if CI is posting as Logans Girl? Could this all be an illusion?

I wouldn't put it past him. But he has little time to post these days, what with mowing the lawn, doing the dishes, ironing and walking behind carrying her packages for her. Such a good boy  Smile
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:32 am



Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 27):
Trust me, my boss accuses me of it and laughs everytime.

I think your boss is trying to tell you something, more like, your flirting sucks.
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:12 pm



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
When you are as handsome as I am, all you have to do is walk into a room, and immediately get the feeling that all women present are undressing me with their eyes.

I have a similar problem - the only difference being that people tend to dress me with their eyes.

Quoting Msnell (Reply 21):
Reminds me of a time I was drunk in a bar in Dubai, I was very young and naiive so when this gorgeous Russian girl started talking to me I was amazed. Everything I said to her was witty, and interesting (or so her face told me) I couldn't believe my luck. I was on fire, I was Roger Moore, I was Sean Connery, I was Daniel Craig.
I then asked her what she did for work in Dubai, she said "Sex for money.".....

Yes, in many bars in Dubai and Abu Dhabi the girls are 'very friendly'. I just basically try not to make any eye contact with them. However, if that floats your boat, you certainly don't need to flirt!
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:16 pm



Quoting GOCAPS16 (Reply 30):

I think your boss is trying to tell you something, more like, your flirting sucks.

Trust me, he would say that except friends do not do that. I got a good line but will share it via im fearing I will get banned.

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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:31 pm



Quoting UK_Dispatcher (Reply 31):
I have a similar problem - the only difference being that people tend to dress me with their eyes.

...and put a dust sheet over you for good measure  Smile
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:54 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 29):
But he has little time to post these days, what with mowing the lawn

Funny, last time I used this expression here, someone thought I was actually talking about cutting the grass.  Wink

BTW, there isn't a patch of grass within 100 feet of my place, and one doesn't mow asphalt.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:00 pm



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 34):
someone thought I was actually talking about cutting the grass.

You are such a pig...  Yeah sure

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 34):
one doesn't mow asphalt.

One does if one's wife instructs one to ! Do as you're told.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:06 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 35):
One does if one's wife instructs one to ! Do as you're told.

Which is why I mow the lawn instead.  tongue 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:15 pm



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 36):
Which is why I mow the lawn instead

I'm sure there's some blue law against that !
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:27 pm



Quoting Msnell (Reply 21):
I always tell the angry guys that we are from Australia or New Zealand, then when they insult those countries I don't get offended

Geez you're too kind. Pick on the Ozzies and leave us out man, after all they were a bunch of convicts from the 'motherland' anyway, so they deserve it...  Wink Big grin
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:28 pm



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 37):
I'm sure there's some blue law against that !

The blue laws are slowly fading away; I was able to buy booze today.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:30 pm



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 39):
The blue laws are slowly fading away; I was able to buy booze today.

Tsk tsk ! I shall have to report ye unto the Elders, that they may put thee in the stocks, and brand thee with the Fornicators badge of shame !
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:42 pm



Quoting Msnell (Reply 21):
I then asked her what she did for work in Dubai, she said "Sex for money.".....

They're cheap as hell, though.

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 32):
I got a good line but will share it via im fearing I will get banned.

Take one for the team, Hunta.  Smile
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:01 pm



Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 32):
Quoting GOCAPS16 (Reply 30):

I think your boss is trying to tell you something, more like, your flirting sucks.

Trust me, he would say that except friends do not do that.

 rotfl   rotfl 

Real (not imaginary) friends would... All the time...
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:07 am



Quoting GOCAPS16 (Reply 41):
They're cheap as hell, though.

So speaks the voice of experience  Wink
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:41 am



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 29):
Go ahead. Please post pics of the results

Burn a hot dog, it's about the same...

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 34):
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 29):
But he has little time to post these days, what with mowing the lawn

Funny, last time I used this expression here, someone thought I was actually talking about cutting the grass.

You make it seem that 'mowing the lawn' is a sexual euphemism...is it? and for what?  silly 

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 35):
You are such a pig...

Thanks for leaving me out of that category!  grumpy 

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 40):
and brand thee with the Fornicators badge of shame !

Hellooooo! Here's the newly snipped man waiting for the branding!
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:12 am

If you're cold calling a girl at a bar, party or event, using humor always works well. If you can make them laugh you're halfway there. Also, confidence is key.

Here's a funny story from last night. I was at a bar with a friend and exchanged glances a couple of times with a cute redhead down the counter who was with her friend. So, I excused myself from my friend and went to chat up this girl. Her friend did the right thing and left so I sat down with her and started chatting. We talked about travel, work, blah blah blah and then she told me her uncle was an astronaut who walked on the moon. When I had deduced that it was John Young of Apollo 16 she was blown away that I knew all about his career. Who knew that being an aviation/space geek would get you somewhere with a pretty girl? We ended up having a really fun time.

Superfly, too bad you weren't with me last night because her friend was exactly your type. Maybe next time!
 
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:41 am



Quoting JeffSFO (Reply 45):
If you can make them laugh you're halfway there. Also, confidence is key.

It's all about confidence... and good looks  Wink. Remember, you're basically trying to sell yourself to them. If you come across as unsure about your product, they ain't gonna buy it.
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:17 am

I talk, use humor, treat her well, etc. Treat a girl well and she'll take care of you.  Wink
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:21 am



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 36):
Which is why I mow the lawn instead

You should get a Brazilian lawn with a landing strip for your plane.  Wink
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RE: The Flirting Thread

Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:49 pm



Quoting YooYoo (Reply 48):
You should get a Brazilian lawn with a landing strip for your plane.  Wink

You're thinking of the "Landing Strip" or "Hitler" look. "Brazilian" lawns have no grass at all. Big grin
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