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KaiGywer
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Driver's License Tells All

Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:30 pm

A mother is driving a little girl to her friends house
for a play date.

'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,'
the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal
questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and
Daddy get a divorce?'

'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two
friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the
little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look
at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it
has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are, you are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you
find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why
you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'
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RE: Driver's License Tells All

Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:58 pm

Priceless. Thanks for sharing that one.  Big grin  rotfl 
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RE: Driver's License Tells All

Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:53 am

That is a good one. I just have to wonder why they do not print the reasons people get divorced.

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RE: Driver's License Tells All

Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:36 am



Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 2):
I just have to wonder why they do not print the reasons people get divorced.

Anyone who dabbles in a bit of common sense would know that people get divorced because they no longer want to be married - what better reason do you need?
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RE: Driver's License Tells All

Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:28 am



Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 3):

Anyone who dabbles in a bit of common sense would know that people get divorced because they no longer want to be married - what better reason do you need?

Well I think it should indicate why as in was it peacefully resolved or badly resolved.

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RE: Driver's License Tells All

Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:18 pm



Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 4):

Well I think it should indicate why as in was it peacefully resolved or badly resolved.

why?? on your driving license?? Name me one situation where you would need to know why someone got divorced, other than out of nosyness?
 
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RE: Driver's License Tells All

Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:20 pm



Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'

 rotfl  rotfl 

That one snuck up on me.
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