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Cougar Nearly Joins SD Woman In Hot Tub

Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:03 pm

DEADWOOD, S.D. - A relaxing soak in a hot tub came to an abrupt end when Marlene Todd came eye to eye with a mountain lion in her backyard.

"I was kind of hidden, sitting with my back up against the side of the tub, and I heard a little rustling sound in the needles right beside me," she said.

Todd said she thought it might have been her house cat until she saw "this big, tan, hairy body" just 4 inches away.

[. . .]

"Now I know what a goldfish feels like when the cat is staring in its bowl," Todd said.


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Haha, that would be scary, and I love her quote!  rotfl 
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Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:16 pm



Quoting KROC's Wife (Thread starter):
thought it might have been her house cat until I saw "this big, tan, hairy body with some kind of lame tattoo" just 4 inches away.

[. . .]

"Now I know what a goldfish feels like when the cat is staring in its bowl,"

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Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:39 pm

Thinks like this do happen.
I know a guy that had a bear jump in his hot tub.
He lived in the foothills of the San Gabriel mountains near LA.
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Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:42 pm



Quoting Superfly (Reply 2):
I know a guy that had a bear jump in his hot tub.

The animal or a big hairy gay guy?  Smile
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:28 am

I travelled with a guy that got stuck in a toilet block with a leopard in one of the National park Campsites.
He was in one cubicle, and he just thought the guy in the next cubicle was taking a really massive dump, when he came out to wash his hands there was a leopard. He was inadvertently blocking it's escape, so he was lucky not to be attacked, but it jumped up onto a sill and stayed there long enough for him to make a hurried exit. No one believed him when he came out white and jabbering "there's a leopard in there", until it came out the door a short time after him...
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RE: Cougar Nearly Joins SD Woman In Hot Tub

Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:36 am

Try this NYT piece for wildlife conflicts. It's a long article, but it gets quite funny towards the end:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/25/magazine/25bears-t.html

My most recent bear encounter was in Whistler; had the bear spray out and the safety off when a couple of spooked cubs came crashing through the brush and onto the hiking trail right in front of me. Fortunately, they took off. Never saw mom, fortunately.

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Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:46 am



Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
Cougar Nearly Joins SD Woman In Hot Tub

Sounds like it could have been some decent lesbo action...
 
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:43 am



Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 3):
The animal or a big hairy gay guy

Or Ted...
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:53 am



Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 3):
The animal or a big hairy gay guy?

LOL!  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

I was thinking about re-wording that just after I made that post. I assumed most around here are innocent of knowing such activity.  Wink

It was an animal bear.
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:59 am



Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 3):
big hairy gay guy?

Are we talking bad about my people?  Wink
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RE: Cougar Nearly Joins SD Woman In Hot Tub

Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:59 am



Quoting WellHung (Reply 6):
Sounds like it could have been some decent lesbo action...

I was thinking the same thing, some too hot to trot bitch walks in....That's how pornos start...
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