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The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:13 am

I found these Finnish short films called Rare Exports 1 & 2, telling a story (in English) how Santa's are hunted and trained in Lapland, to be perfect export products. Absolutely hilarious! But NOT for little kids...

Merry Christmas time and all the best for 2008 to everyone!
***Andaman***

Rare Exports 1



Rare Exports 2 - The Official Safety Instructions
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:18 am

warped and absolutely brilliant - thanks for posting
 
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:52 am



Quoting Andaman (Thread starter):

Terve!

Great videos. I watched them 3 times now. Big grin
 
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:45 pm

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

THANKS  rotfl 

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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:01 pm

Very nice Big grin

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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:15 pm

Excellent videos!!!

They are really funny.


Thank you for showing them to us!!
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:32 pm

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This made my day - hell, this made my whole fucking holiday season. I'm saving this to my HDD, this is the perfect movie for Christmas with my family. Thanks, Andaman!

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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:09 pm

Great Stuff!! Thanks for posting.
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:28 pm

Great stuff isn't  Wink I don't understand why these were hidden in YouTube, haven't seen them on TV or anywhere, protecting children?....The dark haired tuff looking 'hunter', Tommi Korpela, is nowadays a popular actor in Finland.
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:55 pm

Extremely well done! Thanks for sharing.

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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:35 pm



Quoting Andaman (Reply 8):
haven't seen them on TV or anywhere

They did show those at least during the last Christmas day on the channel Nelonen, around midnight. Absolutely brilliant stuff! Big grin
 
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:58 pm

How is the Santa business doing btw at RVN?  Smile

I just watched it again. Big grin
 
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:45 pm



Quoting OHLHD (Reply 11):
How is the Santa business doing btw at RVN?

I just watched it again.

I think they are doing well at RVN, generally they will break the new record in the Santa Business this Christmas: around 600 charters and 110 000 visitors expected to Lapland. I just hope they don't show these films on those flights  Wink
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:19 pm

Brilliant, simply brilliant!!! It is high time the truth was known...
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....
 
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RE: The Dark Truth Of Santa... Hilarious!

Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:54 am

The Rare Exports is not suitable for the little kids for sure, but I went to see this new Christmas film with a 7y old, she really liked it. The Christmas Story tells about Santa's childhood in Lapland, "hundreds of years ago", well made stuff.
The film is Finnish, but will be exported.

Trailer with English subtitles:
http://www.snapperfilms.com/press/Ch...istmas_Story_trailer_subtitled.mov

http://www.snapperfilms.com/press/jt_poster_eng_halfsize_preview.jpg
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