RIXrat
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A Southwest Joke

Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:38 pm

Southwest Airlines

A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to
his
mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother, who couldn't think of
an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the
stewardess, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?'

The stewardess responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?

'The boy said, 'Yes, she did....

''Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.'
 
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:03 pm

Thanks.  bigthumbsup 

That joke made my day, which has otherwise been unexciting.  Smile
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:23 am

Wow... That took me a while to get.. I had to re-read it..
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ag92
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:28 am

Is there a particular reason why its from Kansas to Chicago?
 
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:16 pm



Quoting Ag92 (Reply 3):
Is there a particular reason why its from Kansas to Chicago?

I wish I knew. That's not the point. It's just a joke, so you really don't have to look up the schedules. I'm only the messenger. The same kid could have asked the same question on Southwest's JFK -DEL flight on their new A380.
 
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:17 pm

LOL. Really nice joke.!!!
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:28 pm

 
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:11 pm

 no   zzz   yuck 
 
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:11 pm

Thanks for searching for this joke that has been posted countless times already.

It's still funny however.
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:32 am



Quoting Ag92 (Reply 3):
why its from Kansas to Chicago

MCI is in Missouri. HEHE  duck 


And I am still laughing. Really good joke.  Big grin
 
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:58 am

Wanna hear another joke?









Southwest airlines.  duck 
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:09 am

Heard this before.
Good one.

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RE: A Southwest Joke

Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:35 pm

HAHAHAHAHAH THATS JUST TERRIBLE HA XD
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:41 pm

Funny joke
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RE: A Southwest Joke

Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:53 pm

OMG! I was trying to remember that joke just YeSTERDAY! I kept thinking it went something like, "Southwest always comes on time," but then I thought, wait, that doesn't make sense.

Anyway, gladd to see the joke! Thkx!

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RE: A Southwest Joke

Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:01 am

IMO, that's so retarded!! Funny to!
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