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Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:06 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,320005,00.html

Just when I was beginning to think I had seen most everything..

A boy chases off someone more then twice his age .. with a toy Lightsaber..

The force was with him..
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:02 pm



Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
A boy chases off someone more then twice his age .. with a toy Lightsaber..

The average chav 11 year old doesn't need a lightsaber to fend people off, he just needs to pull the 6-inch flick-knife out of his pocket and stab somone.  Wink

And just what in the hell was an 11 year old doing playing with a star wars toy? By 11 I was more interested in wine, women and leisure footwear!

Bloody kids today, it's no wonder the world is going to the wall!
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:49 pm

So, now the question is, will the Jedi Council allow him to train as a Jedi? Big grin
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:51 pm



Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 2):
So, now the question is, will the Jedi Council allow him to train as a Jedi?

Nah.. Yoda sensed too much fear.. And fear leads to pain, pain leads to hate and hate leads to.. suffering..
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:26 pm



Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
The force was with him..

It was not the Force. It was the Schwartz.  wink 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:32 pm

He was lucky he didn't get this light saber rammed up his, um, where the sun don't shine.

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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:56 pm

Didn't Van try to do this once in an episode of Reba?
 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:06 pm



Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 4):


Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
The force was with him..

It was not the Force. It was the Schwartz.

His Schwartz was so much bigger than the thiefs schwartz!!!
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:15 pm



Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 1):
By 11 I was more interested in wine, women and leisure footwear!

I guess thats only you

I always question these articles and if true that 30year old man must be really dumb to get scared of a 11 year old
 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:54 pm

Does FOX ever have any real news?
 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:37 pm

I thought the kid would be 5 or 6 when I saw the heading, that way it would at least be a human interest story on how brave a little kid had been to save his mummy.
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:07 pm

Quoting ZOTAN (Reply 9):
Does FOX ever have any real news?

sadly they don't. they spend so much time on Hollywood and other stories that have no meaning in life. I stopped watching them, but I do love their morning show "fox & friends"

EDIT: just looked at Fox News home page: their front page story "welcome to a Taser party"
CNN front story "Searchers check ravines for missing hiker"

[Edited 2008-01-04 15:09:40]
 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:15 pm



Quoting OB1504 (Reply 6):
Didn't Van try to do this once in an episode of Reba?

That is one hell of a funny episode.  rotfl 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:43 pm



Quoting PAHS200 (Reply 11):
sadly they don't. they spend so much time on Hollywood and other stories that have no meaning in life.

Be that as it may, but the headliner for the CNN news today was Britney Spears, not the Iowa primaries. Those were second, and I don't think they spent much if any more time on them than on Britney's antics. Not that our commercial stations were any better, but fortunately we've got proper public ones setting the news standards.
 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:49 pm

Airlinelover, maybe you should find a more trustworthy news source than FOX. These are all the threads you posted TODAY(!) that are based on FOX News articles. It almost looks like you're paid by Rupert Murdoch to post everything on their web site here on A.net.
Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation) Inmate Sues Govt For Not Preventing His Escapes (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation) Mom/Daughter Stuck In Elevator For 2 Days (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation) US Judge Orders Iran To Pay $466 Million To Family (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation) Man Catches His Fiancee's Lost Jewlery.. Fishing. (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation)

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zotan
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:18 am



Quoting Klaus (Reply 13):
the headliner for the CNN news today was Britney Spears

I noticed that. Pathetic, really.
 
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:46 pm



Quoting PAHS200 (Reply 11):
sadly they don't. they spend so much time on Hollywood and other stories that have no meaning in life

they all have worthless news that idiots want to listen to, every think to yourself how can people read those damn tabloids?

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 1):
11 year old doing playing with a star wars toy? By 11 I was more interested in wine, women and leisure footwear!

There are 25-35 year old star wars fans in NY and LA that formed a light-saber Star wars club, apparently this kid is allright.
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RE: Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber

Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:21 pm



Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 14):
Airlinelover, maybe you should find a more trustworthy news source than FOX. These are all the threads you posted TODAY(!) that are based on FOX News articles. It almost looks like you're paid by Rupert Murdoch to post everything on their web site here on A.net.

Boy Defends His Mom With Lightsaber (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation)
Inmate Sues Govt For Not Preventing His Escapes (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation)
Mom/Daughter Stuck In Elevator For 2 Days (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation)
US Judge Orders Iran To Pay $466 Million To Family (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation)
Man Catches His Fiancee's Lost Jewlery.. Fishing. (by Airlinelover Jan 4 2008 in Non Aviation)

Soren

Well, I was watching both CNN and Fox news sites, and cnn's were just plain boring.... And I have to do SOMETHING during the slow moments at work.  Smile
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