Flighty
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1GB MP3 Player / Taser... $79

Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:24 am

That's right folks, you can now listen to 1GB of music from your leopard-print MP3 player, while sporting a high voltage electrical weapon with 15ft prongs!


http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/200...thout-missing-a-beat/index.html?hp

http://www.taser.com/products/consumers/Pages/C2.aspx

Or, you can have fun just tasing people at random. Perhaps the kids at school.

Or, for those times when some lame security officer is attempting to deprive you of your freedoms using his Taser. Now instead of one person barking orders, it will be more of a cobra / mongoose situation, with Taser prongs flying through the air. Suddenly agility will matter more than brute strength. Will guards be winning those fights?

What good is a Taser, if the other guy is carrying one too? If I were a robber this is the first thing I would buy.
 
AirTranTUS
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RE: 1GB MP3 Player / Taser... $79

Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:06 am

It looks like the MP3 player is in the case. The taser itself is extra, about $300 extra.
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futurecaptain
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RE: 1GB MP3 Player / Taser... $79

Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:45 am



Quoting Flighty (Thread starter):
Perhaps the kids at school.

Just wait, pretty soon childrens toys will come with tazers installed to protect against kidnappers. That fire truck Transformer is gonna be packing some serious heat in 10 years.
Laptops with electric shock capability to prevent theives.
Cell phones that shock you if you use them while driving.
Snow globes that shock....oh, wrong topic.  Smile

What a fun world that would be.

Or, if you don't buy your kid the Buzz Lightyear with a real tazer (or is it just a light bulb that blinks?) there's always Child Tracker...

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aa61hvy
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RE: 1GB MP3 Player / Taser... $79

Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:55 am

Now people at the University of Florida can listen to music and tase Andrew Meyer (don't tase me bro) at the same time..
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bill142
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RE: 1GB MP3 Player / Taser... $79

Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:38 am

Imagine reaching in to your pocket to change tracks and you end up tasering yourself. How do you spell lawsuit? Oh that's right: l a w s u i t
 
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RE: 1GB MP3 Player / Taser... $79

Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:55 pm

Upon looking at that website, despite what others say about New Jersey on a previous thread, it is illegal for police and consumers to have Tasers. I guess I'll get shot instead of tased but whatever, right?

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