That's right folks, you can now listen to 1GB of music from your leopard-print MP3 player, while sporting a high voltage electrical weapon with 15ft prongs!
Or, you can have fun just tasing people at random. Perhaps the kids at school.
Or, for those times when some lame security officer is attempting to deprive you of your freedoms using his Taser. Now instead of one person barking orders, it will be more of a cobra / mongoose situation, with Taser prongs flying through the air. Suddenly agility will matter more than brute strength. Will guards be winning those fights?
What good is a Taser, if the other guy is carrying one too? If I were a robber this is the first thing I would buy.