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Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:07 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321312,00.html

HAYDEN, Idaho — A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.



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Where to begin.. How the hell could he cut off his own hand without passing out from the pain or something???? How fk'd up..
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:11 pm

Was he a Bruce Campbell/Eviil Dead fan?
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes I

Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:16 pm

Hummmmm I wounder if there where any chemicals involved?





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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:52 pm



Quoting Airlinelover (Thread starter):
He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

Ya think!?!  Wow!
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:00 pm

Wouldn't it be something if all he saw was part of a woman's faded phone number that he had written on himself during a recent drunken encounter in a bar?
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:05 pm



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 4):
Wouldn't it be something if all he saw was part of a woman's faded phone number that he had written on himself during a recent drunken encounter in a bar?

Which is probably what it was.. What? considering he had obviously never seen the mark before?
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:25 pm

From CNN...

"The book of Matthew also contains the passage: "And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for you whole body to do into hell."

It says "throw it away" It doesn't say "Use the Microwave". I hate the way people pick and choose what to take literally from the bible!
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:33 pm

I wonder if he was one of those wacko evangelists who have their own wacko TV show: The Ruby Ridge Hour

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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:26 am



Quoting Mt99 (Reply 6):

It says "throw it away" It doesn't say "Use the Microwave". I hate the way people pick and choose what to take literally from the bible!

Maybe he was trying to be Green! Environmentally conscious and creamate his evil hand. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Lets fix him up with:


chance are he'd prefer the newer bovine Britney.



Hope he gets the help he needs seriously.
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:09 am



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):
wonder if he was one of those wacko evangelists who have their own wacko TV show

that's what I was thinking  Smile
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RE: Man Sees Mark On Hand, Cuts It Off And Nukes It

Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:20 am

I don't know why you're all so surprised, he's from Idaho!  duck 
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