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Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:08 pm

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:15 pm

note to self...

never click on a thread on A.net when its by AsstChiefMark when eating breakfast.
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:16 pm

I don't have a caption, but...FFS...how to remove the appeal of two otherwise cute looking chicks. And what are they smiling for? Do they like fist-buggering cows?
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:18 pm

"If she won't cough it up,

Push it out!"
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:18 pm

MEAT - It's what's for dinner.
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:23 pm

Here's is a picture of the first Amish female mechanic.
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:35 pm

I'd still hit it.

The gal I mean....
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:57 pm

Great trip report!

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:14 pm

Caption: TSA Agents in training for proposed new security procedures.

While this appears to be disgusting, this is a legitment procedure not some perverted fisting fantasay. It is done to check for certain intestinal problems and more often to check the position of a developing calf in a pregant cow. Either they are the 'farmers daughter' or Veternary students. Probably someone decided to take a pic of them doing this...um...interesing procedure and post it for their own silly reasons.
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:15 pm

Udderly disgusting
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:22 pm

"TOD at Lesbian-Bestiality-Fisting-Pics.com"
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:25 pm

Hey, I've heard about these "farm videos"!
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:52 pm

Anal Lube Beta Testing.
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:59 pm

"Shane's World 43: Farm Frolics"
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:16 pm

Who said happy cows only come from California
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:25 pm

Ow?  Sad

The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:52 pm



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Thread starter):

Thanks for sharing!!

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Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:36 pm



Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 8):
While this appears to be disgusting, this is a legitment procedure not some perverted fisting fantasay. It is done to check for certain intestinal problems and more often to check the position of a developing calf in a pregant cow. Either they are the 'farmers daughter' or Veternary students. Probably someone decided to take a pic of them doing this...um...interesing procedure and post it for their own silly reasons.

Actually, what this girl appears to be doing is inseminating the cow. The procedure is to reach into the cow's rectum and feel for the cervix. Once you've located it, you slide the insemination tube (what she has in her right hand) into the cow's vagina and guide it toward your other hand. This ensures that the seed is deposited right at the uterine opening.

What I cannot explain is why these girls seem to be enjoying it so much.
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:47 pm



Quoting EasternSon (Reply 17):
Actually, what this girl appears to be doing is inseminating the cow

Actually, that is procedure for testing if the cow's pregnant and how's the calf (in terms of development).
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:54 pm

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:17 pm



Quoting EasternSon (Reply 17):
What I cannot explain is why these girls seem to be enjoying it so much.

Because they wish the procedure was the same with humans.
 
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Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:20 pm



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Thread starter):

Two girls, one cow.
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:06 pm

"This is where hotdogs come from..."



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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:15 pm

"Little did Gemma realise that in part two of the excercise their roles would be reversed..."
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:04 pm

Yet another rejected spin off... Cows Gone Wild.
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:23 pm

They do this stuff just a few miles from me. Joyous!

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:35 pm

Why is it OK to post a picture of someone with their arm halfway up a cow's ass but not OK to post a picture of someone with their arm halfway up a human's ass?  scratchchin 
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:42 pm



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 25):
Ready for your birthday spanking, boy?

deleted...nevermind.

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:43 pm

Turn your head and cough"
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:23 am

Can I get some of that action!!

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:13 am

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:07 am

"I'm in the mood for some really fresh veal!!"
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:28 am

"Oh crap I lost my watch."

Quoting LASOctoberB6 (Reply 21):
Two girls, one cow.

 rotfl 

That's my fave caption so far. thank god i never watched the... original.  eek 
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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:20 am

"Wow... who would have known that working in porno industry would give me the money to pay for vet school and experience!"
 
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Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:44 am

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:03 am

She seems at home doing that to a cow.. I wonder how she would feel about someone doing it to her?

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RE: Caption This Picture - Moo Version

Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:14 am



Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 35):
She seems at home doing that to a cow.. I wonder how she would feel about someone doing it to her?

I was gonna pitch that as well, but i though not.  Wink
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