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Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:54 pm

Yes, it's true, I had a can of ALPO for lunch today mixed with a can of Chuck Wagon Gains-burgers. It was gooooooooooooooooood goin down, although I farted like you wouldn't believe. Cargo bays please.
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:59 pm

Isn't ALPO dog food ?
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:00 pm



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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:03 pm

HAHA......bravo!!!....I guess?!?

 
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:14 pm



Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
Yes, it's true, I had a can of ALPO for lunch today mixed with a can of Chuck Wagon Gains-burgers.

WHY? Has this "recession" hurt you so bad that you've resorted to dog food? My dog eats Pedigree, and its about 65 cents a can now... I mean, dude, ever hear about the dollar menu at McDonalds?  biggrin 

Really, all kidding aside, why? How much did you drink at lunch? Yuk.
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:16 pm

UGH, yuck! My dogs won't even eat that stuff.

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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:16 pm

He just ate the current meal service at NW  Smile
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:23 pm



Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 6):
He just ate the current meal service at NW

Does first class get at least Science Diet?
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:02 am

Methinks the first poster is either full of shit, bored and/or pissed out of his tiny little mind. (And if he ain't full of shit yet...he will be!!!)
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:37 am



Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 8):
And if he ain't full of shit yet...he will be!!!)

Or judging by how much time he'll be on the pot, not that full of shit.  Smile
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:14 am



Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 9):

Or judging by how much time he'll be on the pot, not that full of shit.

Good point!!
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:57 am


I hope you paid extra and got the "Prime Cuts"
 
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:38 am

Wow, those ARE SAVORY CHUNKS OF BEEF!"

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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:28 am

My girlfriend is so high maintenance. Always demanding Fancy Feast. Crazy bitch.
 
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:29 am

Anything but Purina One gives me the runs.
 
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:41 am

Congrats!!!


Great that you did survive  Wink
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Toda

Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:54 am



Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
It was gooooooooooooooooood goin down, although I farted like you wouldn't believe.

Did you start the dog food diet?

If you did, don't get caught licking your balls.  stirthepot   duck 

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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:44 am

There really isn't any problem with eating dog food. That is, until you start chasing cars.  mischievous 
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:45 am



Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 7):
Does first class get at least Science Diet?

Yes, that includes salad with the alpo and that includes the 3K one would normally spend.

Try cat food and you will likely fart less hence the need for less matches.

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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:34 am

well, i don't feel so bad afterall, i used to eat dry cat food as a kid for an after school snack, dont know why, i just liked the taste of it.

When i was in the eighth grade, going to a small private school, we had a terrible cook, we'd have taco salad for lunch and kids would say "Pass the ALPO" when they wanted seconds because it looked like alpo.
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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:58 am



Quoting GuitrThree (Reply 4):



Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 12):
Wow, those ARE SAVORY CHUNKS OF BEEF!"

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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:43 am



Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
a can of Chuck Wagon Gains-burgers

burgers in a can!!!!!

Nouvelle cuisine US.  Wink

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RE: Self-gloss: I Had A Can Of Alpo For Lunch Today

Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:12 am

Poor horse...


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