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MYT332
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I just caught my pussy attempting to reproduce with some random tomcat. I don't think he managed to find the hole though? I think my poor pussy will hurt now, they're still at it. Should I go bring her inside and kick the male cat over the fence on to the railway? Sad




Nice 7000th post eh?  Wink
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Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
Nice 7000th post eh?

No big difference to the 6999 before...  Wink
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Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
I just caught my pussy attempting to reproduce with some random tomcat.

Slut

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):

Nice 7000th post eh? Wink

It's not a near miss it's a near hit!!
 
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Like the song title says, "Here's a quarter call someone who CARES".
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
Fiatstilojtd
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At least your cat has a sex-life.....
 
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Well, I think you deserve a call from my pussy :



Cheers,

707
 
KROC
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The true question is this. Is your pussy being careful? Lots of things can enter where they shouldn't.

 
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Quoting Fiatstilojtd (Reply 4):
At least your cat has a sex-life.....

are you jealous of his cat?  Silly
 
aa61hvy
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You need to protect your pussy. A lot of bad things can happen if you don't look out for your pussy.
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AsstChiefMark
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This thread isn't easy to watch.



[Edited 2008-01-25 06:50:46]
Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Red tail...Damned MSP...Red tail...Red tail
 
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Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 7):

are you jealous of his cat? Silly

No, but that video might answer the question where he got the STD from.
 
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Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
I think my poor pussy will hurt now,

Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.
 
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Quoting 707CMF (Reply 5):
Well, I think you deserve a call from my pussy :

That's quite an honour, I haven't seen him for quite a while!

Quoting KROC (Reply 6):
The true question is this. Is your pussy being careful? Lots of things can enter where they shouldn't.



Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 8):
You need to protect your pussy. A lot of bad things can happen if you don't look out for your pussy.

I'm getting the impression you should always look after your pussy and keep it in good health.

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 9):
This thread isn't easy to watch.

I do apologise.
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Quoting Asuflyer05 (Reply 11):
Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.

It usually does hurt to get poked with a needle.
 
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Quoting Queso (Reply 13):
It usually does hurt to get poked with a needle.

HAHAHAHAHA. Riiiiiiiiight.
 
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Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:34 pm

Alex, don't forget to massage your pussy as well as trim your pussy. No one likes real hairy pussy......



(Except Superfly)...Was that over the line?  duck 
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Quoting Asuflyer05 (Reply 11):
Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.

Yeah, doubt that.
 
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Quoting Asuflyer05 (Reply 11):
Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
I think my poor pussy will hurt now,

Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.

You have a talking hand?
It's not a near miss it's a near hit!!
 
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Quoting Asuflyer05 (Reply 11):
My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.

Again with the pineapple?
I'll do my own airline. With Blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the airline.
 
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Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 15):
(Except Superfly)...Was that over the line?

nope, but a bit below the belt.....  Silly
 
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Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 19):
a bit below the belt.....

In Alex's case, a very tiny bit below the belt  biggrin 
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Quoting Asuflyer05 (Reply 11):
Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.

I think it's safe to say that nobody wants to know what you did with your girlfriends cat last night.
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Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
they're still at it.

Why don't you give them some cigarettes then?

Congratulations Alex... that's one heck of a lot of crap you've posted  bigthumbsup 
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G5ive
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Oh, I thought....that........nevermind.
Do I sign here?
 
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Quoting G5ive (Reply 23):
Oh, I thought....that........nevermind.

No, you're right - he... well you get the picture.
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Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 15):
Was that over the line?

I t was close. If you mentioned a slanted pussy it might have been errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
 
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Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
I just caught my pussy attempting to reproduce with some random tomcat. I don't think he managed to find the hole though? I think my poor pussy will hurt now, they're still at it. Should I go bring her inside and kick the male cat over the fence on to the railway?

Do you parents allow animals in there house, maybe you should ask them first.
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Congrats for your 7000th post!!!
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Well, Alex, another trivial and totally nonsensical post. And the usual suspects taking part. What has this once great site come to! Big grin

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airfoilsguy
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My girlfriend once had a cat. This cat would only eat cheap cat food. She, the cat, would refuse all toys bought for her. Also, whenever someone left any kind of money laying around this cat would take it and hide it. If you tried to retrieve your money the cat would hiss and scratch. My girlfriend had a really tight pussy.
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Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 28):
Well, Alex, another trivial and totally nonsensical post.

You say that like it's somehow unusual !  Smile
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Quoting Asuflyer05 (Reply 11):
Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing to me last night after we finished.

Funny, KROC's mom told me the same thing.
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
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Quit abusing your pussy!
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Poor Missey  Sad

Oh well.
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Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 31):
Funny, KROC's mom told me the same thing

JCS?

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Why do never my self gloss get such attention as Myts???
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Quoting ArniePie (Reply 21):
I think it's safe to say that nobody wants to know what you did with your girlfriends cat last night.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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miamiair
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Quoting B747forever (Reply 35):
Why do never my self gloss get such attention as Myts???

Because you are a post whore...

Myt332 shows creativity.
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Quoting Miamiair (Reply 37):
Myt332 shows creativity.

Hehe, creativity!!!!
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Quoting Miamiair (Reply 37):
Myt332 shows creativity.

Are you serious, show me only one example of creativity in Myt332 last 7000 posts please, thanks
 
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Quoting Fiatstilojtd (Reply 39):
show me only one example of creativity in Myt332 last 7000 posts please, thanks

Don't get it do you?
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Quoting Fiatstilojtd (Reply 39):
Are you serious, show me only one example of creativity in Myt332 last 7000 posts please, thanks

If I'm remembering my Biology lessons correctly, cats having sex will probably lead to the creation of kittens - hence, creativity!
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Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 31):
Funny, KROC's mom told me the same thing.

Crickets Chirping

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 34):
JCS?

Absolutely.

Quoting B747forever (Reply 35):
Why do never my self gloss get such attention as Myts???

because we actually like MYT.

Quoting Fiatstilojtd (Reply 39):
Are you serious, show me only one example of creativity in Myt332 last 7000 posts please, thanks

Right after you show me where one of your 628 posts is worth reading on any level.
 
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Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 41):
hence, creativity!

No, the cats showed procreativity. Alex just showed kitty-porn, the dirty little voyeur !
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Quoting KROC (Reply 42):
Right after you show me where one of your 628 posts is worth reading on any level.

And you can even add the 27 he has on 'Whiners to that.  Yeah sure
 
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Quoting KROC (Reply 42):
because we actually like MYT.

So you guys dont like me???
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Quoting B747forever (Reply 45):
So you guys dont like me???



Quoting KROC (Reply 42):
Crickets Chirping

 
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Quoting B747forever (Reply 45):
So you guys dont like me???

I like you - you look edible!


Signed,
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Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 47):
like you - you look edible!


Signed,
JGPH1A

Yeah, LOL!!! Wonder what JGPH1A will say about this???
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Quoting B747forever (Reply 48):
Yeah, LOL!!! Wonder what JGPH1A will say about this???

Oh he'll probably declare some form of Fatwah on me, or a holy war of the highest order...
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