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Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:02 pm

If this has been posted before, I apolgize. However, it bears repeating....

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I'm gonna be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I still can't get past the pig. )

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the..?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I'm still gonna be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
( If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:10 pm



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

Well that sucks then!  grumpy  On that theme though, *apparently* 90% of architects are left handed.

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

No they mustn't switch - instead of hunting seals they could make great architects!  Wink

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
(In my next life, I'm gonna be a pig.)

You'd best hope that you're born in Israel then, or you'll be in a frying pan before you know it  silly 
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:23 pm



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

That little? I bet my ex- could have heated the Pacific Ocean with hers...

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Instead of attacking Iran, Dubya would be better off invading the Oktoberfest in Munich...

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Pussyfish?  duck 

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

Wow... I need to go on Demand Media diet...  duck 

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

That's a long oink!

Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

What's a black light?
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:28 pm

FACT: You can't sneeze with your eyes open. Everyone knows it, but everyone tries it, and everyone fails.
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:31 pm



Quoting Toast (Reply 2):
Instead of attacking Iran, Dubya would be better off invading the Oktoberfest in Munich...

Better yet, send him to Beerfest!  Wink

 
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:55 pm



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Incorrect, Bonobo monkeys have sex constantly
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:01 pm



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 5):
Incorrect, Bonobo monkeys have sex constantly

Constantly but not for pleasure. There is a big difference.
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:11 pm



Quoting Faustino927 (Reply 6):
Constantly but not for pleasure. There is a big difference.

Why else would they do it then? Are you one of them?  Wow!
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:27 pm



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 3):
FACT: You can't sneeze with your eyes open. Everyone knows it, but everyone tries it, and everyone fails.

They did this experiment on the show Mythbusters.
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:48 pm



Quoting Toast (Reply 2):
What's a black light?

Ultraviolet light. And that property isn't unique to cats; human urine glows under black light as well. There's some nightclub I read about that takes advantage of this by using black lights over the urinals in the men's bathroom. If you're a bit tipsy, I'd imagine the effect would be pretty cool.
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:21 pm



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

whats "consistently"? Hopefully not "constantly" - but maybe, 20 times a day?
 
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:35 pm



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Would it be appropriate if I mentioned that the male walrus has the world's biggest... um... johnson?  Smile

What -- it's a funky fact -- at least I think it is!
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Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:35 pm



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 7):
Why else would they do it then? Are you one of them?

No Tio, I am not one of them but I watch a lot of Discovery Channel and that is a fact. Dolphins and humans are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure. For example foreplay.
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RE: Funky Facts

Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:45 pm



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Not true.

Fact: the most notherly, westerly and easterly state of the US is Alaska.
 
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:31 am



Quoting Steeler83 (Reply 11):
Would it be appropriate if I mentioned that the male walrus has the world's biggest... um... johnson?

I thought that was the Blue Whale...
Something like 100kg of semen each time also.... no wonder why the sea is salty!!
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:43 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 3):
FACT: You can't sneeze with your eyes open. Everyone knows it, but everyone tries it, and everyone fails.



Quoting Dragon-wings (Reply 8):
They did this experiment on the show Mythbusters.

You can physically hold your eyes open (as Adam did on Mythbusters), but to naturally keep them open, no.

Also, female salmon can fake an orgasm.

The average life of a MLB baseball is 7 pitches.

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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:16 am

Fact: Bovine Flatulation causes Global Warming
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:22 am



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I'm gonna be a pig.)

But they only get 1 erection every year.  duck 
 
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:59 am



Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 14):
I thought that was the Blue Whale...
Something like 100kg of semen each time also.... no wonder why the sea is salty!!

Ok then, make it the largest wang on a land mammal  Smile

I guess those blue whales are offsetting the effects of global warming, as far as the desalinization bit is concerned anyway  Wink
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:24 am

Humans can not lick their elbow.
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:33 am

The human mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:34 am

the average office desk has more germs than a public toilet seat
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:42 am



Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 23):
The human mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body

I thought it was the mind  mischievous 
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:34 am



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 7):
Why else would they do it then?

Boredom?

Quoting Seb146 (Reply 21):
Humans can not lick their elbow.

Related fact: someone tried it after reading Seb's post. And no, it wasn't me.  Silly
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:50 am



Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 14):
Something like 100kg of semen each time also.... no wonder why the sea is salty!!

Ewwwww!!!!!

Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 20):
The human mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body

Proven by 2 girls 1 cup ....  vomit 
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:34 am



Quoting Faustino927 (Reply 12):
Dolphins and humans are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure.

How do they know? About the dolphins I mean ... did they ask them?  Smile

Quoting Don81603 (Reply 15):
Also, female salmon can fake an orgasm

Are they human?  duck 
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:51 pm

Jack bauer.... Big grin  Big grin  Big grin  Big grin  Big grin


The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.
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RE: Funky Facts

Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:56 pm



Quoting Nirmalmakadia (Reply 17):
But they only get 1 erection every year.

Yeah, but I'm going to be a female pig...with many pig friends.
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RE: Funky Facts

Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:52 am



Quoting Kmh1956 (Thread starter):
(What about that pig??)

You're obsessed with that pig

Quoting Zkpilot (Reply 14):
no wonder why the sea is salty!!

I'm NEVER swimming in the sea again

Quoting Don81603 (Reply 15):
Also, female salmon can fake an orgasm.

How would you know? Just curious..

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 27):
Yeah, but I'm going to be a female pig...with many pig friends.

Slut.. LOL!!
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:59 am

Around here i dont think you should ask that  Wink
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Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:03 am



Quoting A380US (Reply 29):
Around here i dont think you should ask that

I spend much time in the kitchen.. I can take the heat, lol
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RE: Funky Facts

Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:46 pm



Quoting BR715-A1-30 (Reply 30):

I spend much time in the kitchen.. I can take the heat, lol
Just another piece of airliners.net non aviationism

Whatever you say  Big grin  Big grin
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RE: Funky Facts

Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:36 pm

Any month that the 1st is on a Sunday, will have a Friday the 13th.

Peanuts are an ingediant used to make dynamite

Bourbon is the "Offical Beverage" of the US as decried by Congress.
(I saw these and a few I can't remember atop a urinal at my neighborhood bar) Big grin
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