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Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:21 pm

I always place my bog roll on its horizontal paper holder on the wall. The roll must unroll towards me, not towards the wall. At least 5 extra rolls are always stacked on the shelf behind my back.

So where do you put your TP? On a wall dispenser? On a vertical stand? Or do you put it on the floor, or on the trash can, or on a shelf? What do you do if you run out and realize it too late?

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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Hol

Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:27 pm

It's on a like.....how do you explain it?....It's like off the wall....and has a hook in which the hole of the roll goes in....

Do you get me?...LOL I will have to upload a pic sometime.....

I have a habit when I'm bored on the loo to rip some paper up and roll it into a ball to see if I can get it into the bin a few metres away...I'm a flop at that.

Oh and if I run out of toilet paper and I don't realise I have to shout for back-up. And usually they get the supplies from the garage!

[Edited 2008-03-01 14:30:57]
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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:27 pm

The TP is on a holder attached to the side of the vanity (current roll being used, that is).

Quoting Toast (Thread starter):
So where do you put your TP?

There are always extra rolls in the cupboard space below the sink.

Quoting Toast (Thread starter):
What do you do if you run out and realize it too late?

That'll never happen in our home. We always have supplies.

Quoting Toast (Thread starter):
The roll must unroll towards me,

My husband likes it that way (I have no opinion on it), so that is the rule of our home.

[Edited 2008-03-01 14:28:43]
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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:47 am

It is on a white plastic tube. I prefer the generic brand and do not care how it rolls.

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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:51 am

Someone has to say it..

This thread is full of s%^t

Almost as full of s%^t as this line... "The Airliners.net aviation discussion forum is the biggest and most active forum in the world, you won't be disappointed!" DM should change this to "You'll probably be disappointed."
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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:58 am



Quoting BR715-A1-30 (Reply 4):
Almost as full of s%^t as this line... "The Airliners.net aviation discussion forum is the biggest and most active forum in the world, you won't be disappointed!" DM should change this to "You'll probably be disappointed."

Well, I hope you have a large enough supply of TP for your upcoming ban... Big grin

Although I would agree that reading the ingredients on a bottle of shampoo while taking a dump is far more enjoyable and informative than posting in civ-av... Big grin
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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:59 am

It's on a wall mounted holder. We have a whole shed load of loo rolls in a bag bought from the local cash and carry - good quality and much cheaper than the local ASDA, oh, and we make towers out of the cardboard inner tubes, it just has to be done to see how high we can get them Big grin


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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:13 am



Quoting Toast (Reply 5):
Well, I hope you have a large enough supply of TP for your upcoming ban...

Well, it will give me plenty of time to go shopping for a new TP Holder... Anybody know where I can get some TP with the DM logo on it.. Big grin
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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:57 am

Mine sits on top of the washing machine. I do not put on the wall so I dont get the bog roll rattle when you get the roll that has been squashed by that pimple faced kid at the checkout
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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:01 am



Quoting Toast (Thread starter):
The roll must unroll towards me, not towards the wall.

I wouldn't have thought it was much use if it didn't unroll towards you.
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RE: Friday's Stupid Thread - Your Toilet Paper Holder

Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:25 pm

It must roll toward me. I've even got into passive-aggressive power struggles with one of my housemates (I don't know which one) because he/she wanted it rolling out toward the wall, me toward the person. So we would always be turning the rolls around.

My current roommate doesn't appear to have much of an opinion on the matter, so I usually make sure it's facing out. The TP sits on a holder on the wall about 1 m opposite the toilet. The extras are in a bag under the sink.

Speaking of running out, we're on the last roll. Things could get messy. I'll let my roommate know to pick some up  Smile

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