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Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:12 pm

Hey guys,

I was surfing the web and crashed against these news... Couples will be allowed to have sex in public parcs in the Netherlands starting this summer!

This is really surprising for me. I have never been to Amsterdam but have heard the crazy stories of this peculiar city... now I just can imagine the city park turned into a big bedroom with people humping everywhere, that'll be hilarious!

The 'rules' must be obeyed - Not permitted nearby the children parks and please, throw your condoms and cigarrettes in the disposal cans in the area... HILARIOUS!

Links:
http://www.nisnews.nl/public/080308_2.htm

Here's the link in Italian:

http://www.corriere.it/cronache/08_m...-eebd-11dc-bfb4-0003ba99c667.shtml


Any thoughts?
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:20 pm



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
Any thoughts?

Has it ever been illegal?  Wow!

Legalizing sex in Amsterdam parks is like legalizing eating fish & chips outdoors in the UK...
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:23 pm



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
Couples will be allowed to have sex in public parcs in the Netherlands starting this summer!

Wait, so they're going to shut down the Red light district, but people can do it in the park? Dam...
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:23 pm

God I love the Netherlands!
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:37 pm

Netherlands I'm coming !


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Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:40 pm



Quoting LHStarAlliance (Reply 4):
Netherlands I'm coming !

I dont know if you realized it, but considering the topic, that is a HELL of a pun
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:22 pm

Can muslims have gay sex in parks in The Netherlands?
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:32 pm

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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:37 pm

Are they cool with solo masturbation too?

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Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:40 pm

I wonder if group sex is allowed too.
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:00 pm



Quoting TWFirst (Reply 3):
God I love the Netherlands!



Quoting TWFirst (Reply 9):
I wonder if group sex is allowed too.

Yet you live in the Vatican?  duck  LOL

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 8):
Are they cool with solo masturbation too?

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Haha, good point. Now, why is it 99.9%? xD
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:11 pm



Quoting 797 (Reply 10):
Yet you live in the Vatican?

No no, I'm "HOLY... see?"  Silly
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:20 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 6):
Can muslims have gay sex in parks in The Netherlands?

They most certainly can, and apparently do. And then they go back home to the wife and children. However, this kind of extra-curricular activity is not exclusive to married muslim gentlemen.

Why? Are you interested?

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Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:33 pm

they will fine people for unleashing their dogs but not people having sex  Wow!

Now I know why they put the "damn" in Amsterdam  duck   Big grin

Gotta love Dutch liberalism.
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:44 pm



Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 12):
However, this kind of extra-curricular activity

HAHA! Extra-curricular!? HAHAHA!

Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 12):
Why? Are you interested?

Ditto!
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:55 pm

Will the dogs be allowed to have sex if they have their leashes on?

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Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:02 pm



Quoting LHboyatDTW (Reply 13):
they will fine people for unleashing their dogs but not people having sex

You just understand, do you? If you are lying on your back with your legs in the air on a sultry summer evening in Amsterdam's Vondelpark being thoroughly 'seen to' by a muscular blond Dutch hunk, you might want to be clutching tufts of grass, instead of mistakenly clutching ...... eeeuw ...... something revolting!  biggrin 
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:24 pm



Quoting RobertNL070 (Reply 16):
You just understand, do you? If you are lying on your back with your legs in the air on a sultry summer evening in Amsterdam's Vondelpark being thoroughly 'seen to' by a muscular blond Dutch hunk, you might want to be clutching tufts of grass,

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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:36 pm

Remind me to never sit on a park bench in Vondelpark, or have a picnic.
 
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:38 pm



Quoting TWFirst (Reply 17):
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Or in your case by a sinewy Swiss guardsman in the vicinity of the Viale Centro del Bosco  Wink
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:02 pm

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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:13 am

And here I was thinking that Netherlands was progressively getting less liberal - silly me.
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:53 am

do you have any idea how many times I have had sex at YYZ?
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:59 am

Well this sheds a whole new light on being a Landscape Architect and designing 'intimate' public spaces  silly 
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:09 am



Quoting 797 (Thread starter):
Couples will be allowed to have sex in public parcs in the Netherlands starting this summer!

Now nobody will do it
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:09 am



Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 24):
Now nobody will do it

This is debatable
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:11 am



Quoting CF188A (Reply 22):
do you have any idea how many times I have had sex at YYZ?


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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:11 am

i wish we could have sex in parks in canada
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:05 am



Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 26):


im sure your just an angel of god flying around in a blackhawk  Smile
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:50 am



Quoting Runway777 (Reply 27):
i wish we could have sex in parks in canada
hahaha

I wouldn't. If getting your tongue stuck to ice is bad, what about...Mr. Happy Place getting stuck to ice in case you accidentally miss your "target"?

Though since I'm heading to AMS this summer, it will be weird if I am eating lunch and a couple is having sex in the park bench closest to me...

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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:37 am



Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 15):
Will the dogs be allowed to have sex if they have their leashes on?

Only if they're into that kinky stuff.
 
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RE: Sex To Be Allowed In Parks In Netherlands!

Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:04 am

The advise from the police hasn't been welcomed with cheers by parliament and local city councils. With mayor Cohen of Amsterdam actively closing down parts of the red light district, I don't see him lifting the ban on "cruising" in the parks at Amsterdam anytime soon.

In other shocking news: The Dutch parliament is probably going to research how the drugs policy has been doing over the last thirty years. One question to be answered is: "Can the marijuana offered today still be considered a soft drug while the percentage of THC is now at hard-drug levels?" The scientific answer to that question is "no", so I'm curious about how this will work out.

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