Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
Am I reading this right?
The taste of honey was just too tempting for a bear in Macedonia, which repeatedly raided a beekeeper's hives.
Now it has a criminal record after a court found it guilty of theft and criminal damage.
A bear with a criminal record? Like he cares!
The bear, meanwhile, remains at large - somewhere in Macedonia.
When I first saw the headline I thought the bear would be slapped with a custodial sentence......