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Briton Arrested For Sex Attacks On Sheep

Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:49 am

A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.


The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4624133a4560.html
 
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:51 am

We all know which member this was...
 
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:57 am



Quoting Bill142 (Reply 1):
We all know which member this was...

Yep, but we have the decency NOT to mention Gkirk's name.
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:01 am

Hope they have DSL in prison! Imagine not surfing a.net for a day!
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:55 am



Quoting Confuscius (Reply 2):
Yep, but we have the decency NOT to mention Gkirk's name.

Apparently not.  Smile

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Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:46 am



Quoting 777ER (Thread starter):
The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

Does that mean he had to get them high to get laid?
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Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:54 am

 rotfl 

It's nice to know that no matter what changes come about on A.net, the Kirkie jokes soldier on as a reminder of the golden age.  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Briton Arrested For Sex Attacks On Sheep

Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:59 am

There are some things about this that I might never understand (or at least I won't understand until the Whisky wears off):

1. Why do people have problems with other people using property for sexual gratification? Shouldn't that type of law be restricted to southeastern US states?

2. Among all pieces of property to use for sexual gratification, why would someone use a sheep?

3. Why is killing a person worse than raping a person when raping a sheep is worse than killing a sheep?

4. Why does Firefox tell me that I should be drinking Whiskey, not Whisky? Perhaps I need to change browsers, or, heaven forbid, my source of distilled spirits.
 
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RE: Briton Arrested For Sex Attacks On Sheep

Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:00 am

Dulwich south London Drug Dealer Hmm I wonder if he tried his own Drugs and they sent him strange If any were vets medications it could explain why he was after sheep.

Good job he didnt go into the fields nere New Addington as there is /was an Ostrich farm nere there it is close to Biggin hill airport as the Ostriches would have sorted him out.

Dulwich is 500+ miles south of where Gkirk lives so it"s not Kirky he is innocent of Ravishing English sheep on this ocasion.

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Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:10 am

So that is why Gkirk is so seldom here ; )
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:13 am



Quoting B747forever (Reply 9):
So that is why Gkirk is so seldom here ; )

Nope, I post on a MUCH better forum now  Wink
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:11 am



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 10):
Nope, I post on a MUCH better forum now

www.sheepshag.com?
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:17 am



Quoting Petertenthije (Reply 11):
Nope, I post on a MUCH better forum now

www.sheepshag.com?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

How true!!
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:03 pm



Quoting Analog (Reply 7):
Why is killing a person worse than raping a person when raping a sheep is worse than killing a sheep?

The sheep will be killed no matter what, problem is, someone in the UK will eat raped sheep now.

Maybe it'll help haggis taste better...  duck 
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:49 pm



Quoting Francoflier (Reply 13):
The sheep will be killed no matter what, problem is, someone in the UK will eat raped sheep now.

Maybe it'll help haggis taste better...

Why is that a problem? Will it affect the taste?
What has haggis got to do with sheep?

I think it comes from bovines. Which reminds me - raping a bull or a stallion is much more exciting than raping a sheep.
 
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RE: Briton Arrested For Sex Attacks On Sheep

Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:19 pm



Quoting Olympus69 (Reply 14):
Which reminds me - raping a bull or a stallion is much more exciting than raping a sheep.

Sounds like a baaaaad idea to me.

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