Eric Clapton died and went to heaven. He was met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. The first person he met inside was George Harrison. As the spoke about the old times and their music careers, he noticed a small, familiar-looking guy with wraparound shades, deep in thought, pass by. Recognising him immediately, and thinking the three of them forming a supergroup in heaven, he asked George if Bono had died as well.
"Ah no", said George, "don't mind him. That's just God, sometimes he thinks he's Bono".