Sept 19th every year is International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so go make a complete moron of yourself in the Supermarket or something.
I have taken this very seriously for many years and intend utilising it to the full.
Fortunately, I am not working tomorrow - I can just see it now........
Tower: "G-OACG turn left 285 to intercept the localiser and report established for ILS20, you're number 2 behind a Q400 at 12 miles"
Me: "Ahaaa Jim Lad, splice the mainbrace or I'll hang you from the Mainsail"!!