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Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:47 pm

Its features will include automatic transmission, parking and navigation aids and a jack for changing tyres without getting grease on your chador.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7657810.stm

Ha! Had western auto-makers thought of this before they wouldn't be in deep trouble as they are now  Wink
 
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:51 pm



Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):
Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

You mean it comes with a male chauffeur?  duck 
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:04 am



Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):

Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):
Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

You mean it comes with a male chauffeur?

No, they can drive by themselves. Their problem is usually finding their way to their destination and managing to park the vehicle once they get there.  duck 

I guess that's why they'll include the "parking and navigation aids" with the vehicle.
 
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:38 am



Quoting AirCatalonia (Reply 2):
Their problem is usually finding their way to their destination and managing to park the vehicle once they get there.

I think that for this reason they are going to re-do their entire country so that all parking spots are head in!

Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):
Its features will include automatic transmission, parking and navigation aids and a jack for changing tyres without getting grease on your chador.

So, they are basically building a car for the average American then.  duck 

Just kidding!
 
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:39 am



Quoting AirCatalonia (Reply 2):
Their problem is usually finding their way to their destination

Ah, but women will always ask for directions.....and then park the car once we get there.
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:43 am



Quoting AirCatalonia (Reply 2):
. Their problem is usually finding their way to their destination and managing to park the vehicle once they get there.   

Oh geez. I hope the woman in your life doesn't see this. You'll be in the dog house for a long time. Big grin. But back on topic all I can say is....Leave it to Iran.
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:53 am



Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):
Had western auto-makers thought of this before they wouldn't be in deep trouble as they are now  Wink 

Making cars specifically for women has been tried before by the Chrysler Corporation-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_La_Femme
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:20 pm

Every 28 days it turns into a 4x4 and runs everthing off the road.
Then it cries.
 
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:45 pm



Quoting TylerDurden (Reply 7):
Every 28 days it turns into a 4x4 and runs everthing off the road.
Then it cries.

Dude, it's a car for women, not like a woman.

For instance:

The GPS in the car will locate nail salons. When it gets near one, it will start giving directions to it. When the car gets there, a $50 bill will shoot out of the dashboard. The $50 will be automatically debitted from some dude's credit card.
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:46 pm



Quoting TSS (Reply 6):
Making cars specifically for women has been tried before by the Chrysler Corporation

Volvo (Ford) also did a concept car a few years ago that was designed by women for women. It was at the Detroit autoshow. I didn't pay that close of attention to it. I do remember it had dent resistant steel panels, made with some sort of flexible steel.
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:17 pm



Quoting Revelation (Reply 8):
The $50 will be automatically debitted from some dude's credit card.

Or come off her husband's money tree in the back yard. I'd laugh if they sold this car in the US and it was huge.
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:20 pm



Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):
Its features will include automatic transmission

Nuff said right there.
 
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:48 pm

I thought any car available in the color mauve or that sonic blue was designed for women.
The worst offenders were Geo and Suzuki of the early 1990s.  vomit 





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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:57 pm



Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):

Now there is a car owned by either gay men or female hairdressers. It's got damn good grip though because of the fat tyres... just what women need to stay on the road when going around those nasty things called corners  Wink
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:59 am



Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
The worst offenders were Geo and Suzuki of the early 1990s

Those were all horrible cars. I was talking about GEO Metros the other day in class and none of my students knew what they were. So I guess the new generation isn't all bad.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 12):
I thought any car available in the color mauve or that sonic blue was designed for women.

In 1995 My mom bought a new GMC Sonoma that was bright pink. It was a five speed and a long bed so it was a great 1/4 ton truck other than the color.
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:49 am



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Now there is a car owned by either gay men or female hairdressers.

No self-respecting gay man would EVER...
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 8:59 am



Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):
Its features will include automatic transmission, parking and navigation aids and a jack for changing tyres without getting grease on your chador.

The jack is overdone but for the rest I'm afraid my wife would love it..

We have dedicated female bycicles the article is referencing for ages. They can or them by the thousands immidiately.. They are expensive & we use(d) it a lot.

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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:44 am

Iranian car for women?

Does it look like this?

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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:57 pm



Quoting DocLightning (Reply 15):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Now there is a car owned by either gay men or female hairdressers.

No self-respecting gay man would EVER...

I thought gay guys drove VWs and Minis  Silly I had a gay student a couple of years ago that had a green one. He was pitiful.... He was our "valedictorian", but didn't graduate because he/his mother falsified his transcript from a previous school. How they did that I don't know.

The Geo Tracker (GMC Tracker in Canada) was a truly sad 4x4. I don't think any man would want to own it. An ex-girlfriend of mine had a brother that bought one new in 1995. I always questioned his judgement. He found it to be so pitiful he sold it a year later. Other than those two every other one I ever saw was driven by a woman.
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:14 pm



Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 17):
Does it look like this?

LOL!

I was trying to think of a way of saying the car had to drive itself because the driver would be wearing a burka, but you did me one better!
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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:22 pm



Quoting Dreadnought (Reply 17):
Does it look like this?

 Big grin

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RE: Iran To Build Car Designed Specially For Women

Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:18 pm

Can the car cook and clean?  duck 

Quoting AirCatalonia (Thread starter):
parking and navigation aids

The navigation system will guide the woman to valet parking. From there it will be properly parked by a man.  duck   Big grin

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