From the "Bart Sells His Soul" episode:
Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy. Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh.
Lovejoy: And now, please rise for our opening hymn, uh..."In the Garden of Eden," by I. Ron Butterfly.
(Mrs. Feesh starts playing)
Everyone: In the garden of Eden, honey, Don't you know that I lo-ove yo-ou? In the garden of Eden, baby, Don't you know that I'll always be tru-ue?
Homer: quietly Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
(they both chuckle)
A longish organ solo takes place, Mrs. Feesh gradually getting sweatier
and more disheveled. "Oh won't you come with me/and take my hand?"
everyone sings. The Rev. takes a closer look at the words and observes,
"Wait a minute. This looks like rock and/or roll." Someone throws a
beach ball at him and it bounces off his head. Seventeen minutes later,
Mrs. Feesh plays an arpeggio while various members of the audience (er,
congregation) hold lit candles above them. She plays the final five
notes and collapses onto the organ.
Lovejoy is not amused. He assembles all the kids in his office to
extract a confession.
Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this. So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola --
(all the kids recite in unison)
Ralph: (scared) ...where fiery demons will punch me in the back,
Bart: (bored) ...where my soul will be chopped into confetti and be strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers,
Milhouse: ...where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
a crow outside looks right at him an squawks
Bart did it! That Bart right there!
Bart: (angry) Milhouse!
Lovejoy: Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment. (goes back for Milhouse) You too, snitchy.
That last line just makes the whole scene.
[Edited 2008-10-20 14:15:57]